“I don't like that he only buys us the drop-in classes. If he can't commit to a membership, how can he commit to me?” -Overheard @BSYHouston

“His personality is terrible, but he comes to Black Swan Yoga.” “Personalities can be fixed.” -Overheard @BSYHouston

What do a washing machine and a yoga teacher have in common? When they say “one minute” they mean “forever”

Student to student: “I love an uplifting playlist and yoga teacher. Because I’m neither of those things. It’s called balance.” -Overheard @BSYHouston

Student to Teacher: “I really liked your class. I'm still learning all the yoga terms, but you go on with your badass chaturanga cowabunga.” -Overheard @BSYHouston

“Their mat is almost touching mine. That’s White Oak behavior, not Fannin behavior.” -Overheard @BSYHouston

Be the person your yoga mat thinks you are.

“I basically plan my day around what time I’m coming to yoga class.” -Overheard @BSYHouston

BSY teacher: Any requests for class? Me after a wknd of holiday indulging: Just mess me up.

Googled some symptoms. Turns out we just need to go to yoga.

They’re a 10, but they skip savasana.

Oh we’re going out? Let us change into our newer, nicer yoga pants first 👌🏼

Got 99 problems? Come to yoga and ignore them for an hour 👌🏼

The CDC recommends treating yourself like I-10: Never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else

*Me in pigeon pose* Alexa order me a box of @Kleenex

They’re an 8, but they don’t know the difference between Warrior 1 and High Crescent Lunge.

The CDC says that life is short. Take the extra chaturanga.

The CDC recommends showing up for yourself first, so you can show up for others more fully in their lives.

How many yogis does it take to change a light bulb? None. Their light comes from within 💡