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Smartass. Lib Democrat. Animal Lover. Fighting Stage IV Metastatic Inflammatory Breast Cancer.#VoteBlue #BLM @BScleavage.bsky.social $2Chickens2Paralyze

Joined October 2012
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Some people read the Constitution and still end up under the mountain. People have walked beside a McDonald's and found Jesus. If you smoke cigarettes, you'll never be able to download navigation. Point is, there's no formula for eating waffles. Touchdown Lakers.
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski2 Jan 2022
Trump’s GA Senate candidate Herschel Walker has a New Year’s Day message about ‘Build Back Better,’ but I have absolutely no idea what the hell he is trying to say.
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David Bowie, Annie Lennox and Queen... What more could you want?
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BLACK FLAG 🏴🇺🇸 (@FlagBlack007) profile picture
BLACK FLAG 🏴🇺🇸
@FlagBlack0072 Dec 2025
The truth shall set you free . Thoughts 💭 ⁉️
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I am Ken (@Ikennect) profile picture
I am Ken
@Ikennect1 Dec 2025
Have you ever seen a better Amazon review? 😂😂
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Brian Roemmele
@BrianRoemmele29 Nov 2025
Stephen Wilson jr.
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!Nspirenaire⚠️ (@Inspirenaire) profile picture
!Nspirenaire⚠️
@Inspirenaire29 Nov 2025
And here is Richard PryoR speaking the truth he never separated himself from knowing. 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽💯💯💯💥
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#ViolaFletcher #TulsaOklahomaRaceMassacre AMERICA 🫵🏾DID THIS TO AMERICANS BLACKAMERICAN NEGRO FREEDMEN ‼️‼️ White AMERICANS will you sleep well knowing this? My community My ANCESTORS… oh hell no we won’t so you AMERICA 🇺🇸 WONT
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Kentucky Girl (@Kentuckygirl1) profile picture
Kentucky Girl
@Kentuckygirl11 Dec 2025
Front pleat? Nah. I’m not wearing these vag pants.
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This cannot and should not be swept under the carpet. 🧹 A President should be held to the highest standards.
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Don Salmon@dijoni21 Nov 2025
The things that we benefit that make our life much more comfortable because of black women invention,
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non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) profile picture
non aesthetic things
@PicturesFoIder19 Nov 2025
This is fireee 🔥
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The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHoller4 Nov 2025
“I found this map of SNAP enrollment in each county in 🇺🇸— WHEW! That is a lot of red in red states… the question shouldn’t be why are so many people on SNAP, but why do so many employed people make so little that they still qualify for SNAP.” 🔥 🎯
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MAGA Cult Slayer (@MAGACult2) profile picture
MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult25 Nov 2025
Seriously, why do you Simp for billionaires? You will never ever be one. He paid .001%.
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Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile picture
Massimo
@Rainmaker19735 Nov 2025
This may be one of the best jobs in the world
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I have some seriously weird m8s sending me stuff but I’m absolutely helpless listening to this 😂😂😂
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MAGA Cult Slayer (@MAGACult2) profile picture
MAGA Cult Slayer
@MAGACult227 Oct 2025
I want you to rewatch and reread this 18 times. Donald Trump is the first president in US history to deny food to citizens. Us.
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Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile picture
Interesting AF
@interesting_aIl26 Oct 2025
Please replace breakdancing on the Olympics with this
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Bill Madden
@maddenifico27 Oct 2025
This is what the Trump government shutdown is about. Republicans are for protecting billionaires and pedophiles — and Democrats are for protecting all other Americans. This is not complicated. 😳👇
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
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Dom@nhmtnbkr126 Oct 2025
Replying to @MAGACult2
But this same toast bitch is OK with federal revenue being given to the wealthiest in more tax cuts.
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Delta Moon@RhondaBlasinga125 Oct 2025
Replying to @MAGACult2
Let's punish kids on a kid's holiday for a fucking $4 pumpkin. But polish that gold cross you're wearing and call yourself a Christian.
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