Other humans being willing to trade you their bitcoin for your US dollars is transitory. Act accordingly. Mostly shitposts and zero financial advice.

Austin, TX
Joined July 2020
Sold all of my Bitcoin today to pay off my mortgage. I may be an absolute moron, but at least I have peace of mind now.
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“Jungle justice” 😂😂😂 Grok is so based it’s ridiculous.
The video captures a chaotic street confrontation in Nigeria. A young man is accused by bystanders of slapping a girl and snatching her phone. The crowd restrains and beats him in jungle justice while arguing over the details (no phone is clearly recovered). Armed locals and later FID-IRT police arrive amid the disorder.
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The overly performative Jesus talk is always a good first clue to me that someone is full of shit. Don’t get me wrong. I’m fine with people being religious. But the more performative they are about it on X, the more skeptical I get about their sincerity.
Lauren wasn't real u horny bastards.
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I am truly shocked that neither the police nor the protesters have surrendered yet. Gotta be a new French record.
🇫🇷 The French police are rolling in like Stormtroopers Tear up the city and this is what comes marching down your block. Move out or get flattened. Writer: Bri
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The top two easiest affinity scams available for grifters to exploit are Bitcoin and Christianity. What is #3?
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The overly performative Jesus talk is always a good first clue to me that someone is full of shit. Don’t get me wrong. I’m fine with people being religious. But the more performative they are about it on X, the more skeptical I get about their sincerity.
Lauren wasn't real u horny bastards.
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On a scale of 1-10, how gay is it to own dogs? Be honest.
it kinda gay to own dogs tbh. It’s like having another girlfriend or a kid.
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“It’s impossible to marry a virgin these days” Bro, there are 2 million virgin women in USA between age 22 and 34. Perhaps the problem isn’t women at all, but the fact that today’s young men are chronically attracted to comely sluts instead of homely virgins?
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Correction: Bitcoin will NEVER trade above $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
Bitcoin will NEVER trade below $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
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Third time’s a charm: Bitcoin will NEVER trade below $80,000 again. BOOK IT!!!
Correction: Bitcoin will NEVER trade above $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
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Bitcoin will NEVER trade below $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
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Correction: Bitcoin will NEVER trade above $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
Bitcoin will NEVER trade below $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
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We still have a week left for Bitcoin to fulfill the $40k in October prophecy.
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Prepare yourselves for the most epic Bart in Bitcoin history.
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Bitcoin will NEVER trade below $80,000 again. BOOK IT.
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I’m sorry, but there is no fucking way the y’all are walking around with penises this small. 🤣
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The Marshmallow Test for Adults: You are at 99% usage on Grok Bot for the week, with 24 hours until reset, and your vibe coding project is absolutely cooking. Do you wait a day, or buy more usage like a crackhead?
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I don’t know what “commits” are, but I’ve been pushing a lot of them today.
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Breadman retweeted
Somewhere out there is a guy who married a girl with a body count of 10, kept separate finances, made her keep working, didn’t have any kids, stopped flirting with her, and tried to solve all her problems. He’s calling this list total bullshit. Also he’s divorced (big surprise)
Marriage Advice for Men: -Marry a woman who was a virgin when you started dating her. -Combine all of your finances. -Retire her ASAP. -Have children. At least two. -Flirt with her every single day. -Just listen to her and validate her feelings. Don’t try to solve her problems.
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Conservative people will disproportionately benefit from Grok Bot, because Liberal people are incapable of compartmentalization and won’t even consider trying it.
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Marriage Advice for Men: -Marry a woman who was a virgin when you started dating her. -Combine all of your finances. -Retire her ASAP. -Have children. At least two. -Flirt with her every single day. -Just listen to her and validate her feelings. Don’t try to solve her problems.
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