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Target audience? Myself when Iβm high and scrolling back through my tweets giggling at my own jokes
Going to cheesecake factory with the girls after work. Using PTO tomorrow. Then itβs the weekend. I got PTO on Monday too!
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SHE LOOKS SO GOOD
Me going βfuck I thought Meganβ after I thought she wasnβt bout to perform itππππ
π·:@_Sxarlet_
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Having clinical anxiety and a new-ish job are not a good combo for meee. Every night is me at home sitting on my couch like this; trying to think of new reasons theyβll fire me. So irrational.
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Every time I listen to this song, I think about the fact that so many years in the future a kid could listen to it as a βclassicβ song. Then discuss this line with friends, in a βomg could you even imagineβ sense of wonder
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Time to delete my @instacart membership and switch to @shipt
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) β DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
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Replying to @mamamorgann
@mamamorgann happy birthday to my Scorpio sista!! I hope you have an amazing day and get a fun little drink and sweet treat combo! π€π₯³ππβοΈ
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A dream event
i once knew this girl who hated being the center of attention so she threw a βcasualβ party, got married mid-celebration, wore a dress that fully showed her 4-month bump, and cut a cake that was blue inside. girl literally said: THERE. iβm married, pregnant, and itβs a boy. weβre done. GOODBYE.
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I turn 31 next month, and my grandma still sends me gift boxes for most every holiday. When the day comes, I am getting in that box right beside that lady π₯Ήπ
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If youβre in France and tryna do me a favor, my DMS are open!!
Fransaβdaki yaΔmalanan ΓΌrΓΌnler, sokaklarda ucuzdan satΔ±lmaya baΕlandΔ±.
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Bu videodaki sahneler Fransa'ya deΔil Madrid'in Gran Via caddesine aittir ve yΔ±llardΔ±r belgelenen sahte ΓΌrΓΌn satan sokak satΔ±cΔ±larΔ±nΔ± (manteros) gΓΆsterir; Fransa'daki yaΔmalamayla baΔlantΔ±lΔ± deΔildir.
elpais.com/ccaa/2018/06/1β¦
elmundo.es/madrid/2024/07β¦
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