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Here are eleven FACTS about Time “Person of the Year” Tyler Swift that the Swifties don’t want you to know and that show why football is superior to her music: 1. Tyler has never had more than 30,000 people at a concert. By contrast, ten billion people watched Alabama’s fraudulent victory in the SEC Championship last Saturday. 2. “Warm it Up” by Kris Kross has deeper and more complex lyrics than anything Tyler has written. Kris Kross also had more #1 hits. 3. Ashlee Simpson is a superior vocalist. 4. Demi Lovato is a better role model for the youth. 5. Montell Jordan is a superior performer on stage. So was LFO. 6. No one knew who Tyler was until she showed up uninvited to Travis Kelce’s game. 7. Tyler is Canadian and thus not eligible for Time Person of the Year. 8. Swimfan was a bigger box office hit than the Eras Tour 9. I’m a youth football coaching legend, and I have called my youth football players useless failures and forced them to practice without water for mentioning Tyler’s name in my presence. 10. Tyler has zero championship rings and opens door handles with ease. 11. Brock Bowers has more career receiving yards than Tyler has albums sold. If these facts make you uncomfortable, that’s a you problem, not a me problem.