romani activist, diddikai blues singer, Lola Sebastian's Butch Tradwife, 'dirty old slag'(24)

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Joined March 2020
big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
Replying to @BadGeef
EXPLODE TALI
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Man it's a weird day to be living in BC with a lot of Brazilian friends
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Long strings of angry Portugese dancing in the ionosphere with my mother's condolences, happens to the best of us
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
After many decades and sleepless nights of searching and theorizing we finally found something you can wokely blame Roma for
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The one thing about moving in with my wife and not being a full time caretaker for my father anymore that fucks me up, I've got nobody to watch my chud-ass TV shows with
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"hey I know you're a Nabokov scholar who's presented seminars about James Joyce to rooms full of literature professors, but do you wanna watch Spooks?"-statements made by the utterly deranged
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Fuck, is this our fault?
The famous Hippie Trail from Europe to South Asia
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Small domino: Europe encounters a diasporic people they spend the next thousand years alternately enslaving and genociding Big domino: The White Album (1968)
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
i am going to the post office TOMORROW so buy now to get extra speedy shipping koshandyog.myshopify.com/
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Goddamn Rick Riordan had a point my ADHD brain was designed to read like this
WORD FACT NEITHERLOWERCASELETTERSNORWORDSPACINGWEREUSEDINCLASSICALGREEKANDLATINWRITINGANDREADERSWEREEXPECTEDTOPARSEWORDSUSINGCONTEXTALONE
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"I don't listen to country or hip hop" guys make so much more sense when you realise some millenials have no conception of what a slant rhyme is
I’m at a fast food place where Mambo #5 was just playing and it’s the first time I realized not a single couplet in the chorus actually rhymes.
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If you wanna blame anyone for this tweet blame drunk Tali, not me, I abscond myself
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Sometimes you will make a ragebait post 8 whiskeys in and then you'll wake up in the morning like no, I stand by this, fuck it
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[immediately arrested at airport by FSB] FSB OFFICER: You are photojournalist, Miss... Lucy Vesper? ME: [moans]
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big bad butch WIFE, baro dyke of Tipperary retweeted
[MI6 offices] MY BOSS: no ARIADNE BLACK: [me] why not MY BOSS: cover names are supposed to be inconspicuous SAMANTHA SHARP: [also me] are these not MY BOSS: you’re just picking names you think sound sexy and intriguing ALEXA STRAP-ON: [still me] no I’m not
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All I want in life is the opportunity to lecture someone about how killing a guy was bad tradecraft as they visibly bristle like one time, that's all I ask it's not unreasonable
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Trans girls don't wanna hear "you're so valid" we wanna hear "yes ma'am" as we stand you down while we clean up the mess you've made
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I sexually identity as the department head who kills her scheming second in command to tie up loose ends before being blackmailed into letting the protagonists go. I'll be watching their careers with great interest.
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As a non-white zoomer trans woman whose closest experience with government work was a summer job at a factory boxing helicopter parts, I relate deeply to Jackson Lamb
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