Is a man, doesn't know about @SaxxUnderwear #badluckbrian #lifechanging

Is a Seahawks fan #badluckbrian

Is a Brazil fan #badluckbrian

Cheats off of an asian during a test, London Tipton #badluckbrian

Wears Nike shoes, can't do it #badluckbrian

Single, failing to mingle #badluckbrian

Gets hit by car, sees a bright light. A second car #badluckbrian

Last name ever, first name greatest. Middle name mistake. #badluckbrian

Wins raffle for the first time in his life, Hunger Games #badluckbrian

Runs away from home with family dog, finds a poster only looking for the dog #badluckbrian

Victoria Secret models without makeup 👸💄 pic-twlttr.com/1bVfptz

Zombie apocalypse, chased by Usain Bolt #badluckbrian

Finally sees boobs. Rick Ross. #badluckbrian

Eats alphabet soup, chokes on the D #badluckbrian

Gets dumped by Taylor Swift, Doesn't get a break-up song #badluckbrian

Goes to church to find God's love. Friendzoned. #badluckbrian

Enters rap battle. First round Eminem.

Zombie apocalypse. Chased by Usain Bolt.

Takes a chill pill. Overdoses. #badluckbrian

Finally finds something positive in his life. HIV.