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Bad Santa

@BadSantaCIaus

might come... might not...

Joined May 2014
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Buying someone a cactus for Christmas just to remind them they're a prick.
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Only 24 days until Christmas Day ya cunts 🎄🎅🏻🖕🏻
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Only 4 more weeks until every lad in Britain gets one of these on Christmas Day🎄
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Had to lay an Elf off today
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Who should be on the naughty cunt list this year
47%Donald Trump
15%Kanye West
4%Vladimir Putin
34%Kim Jong-un
17,173 votes • Final results
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30 days to go ya fucking CUNTS!!
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RT if you know a someone on the twat list with there xmas decorations up before December...
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Guess who's coming to town.... Not me I'm claiming and if the government see me riding that sleigh i will be fucked
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31 days to go ya cunts!!
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Just replaced Mrs Claus tampons with party poppers.. 😂
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Just punched an elf square in the face for shits and giggles
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Fuck it!! Might dip dye my beard
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Gonna fuck Christmas off this year. It's overrated. Plus i just can't be fucking bothered.
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Just kicked an Elf in the balls YOLO!!
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Mrs Claus is a slag... pass it on
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If you have your Christmas decorations up already then you are a cunt and I'm not coming to your house
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