Nous devons oser inventer l’avenir | Communist | check out the Apecast: https://xitter.cf/t.co/E9Mw2PRlNy | check out RC: https://xitter.cf/t.co/UhVdAIYdoJ
Asheville, NC
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In the strip club throwing $100 of origami cranes #takeflightwithme
Alarmingly Bald White Guy retweeted
I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
The officiating this season is hysterically bad. Every game every team is getting 10+ flags with like 120 lost yards
Take this dudes kid @CaliforniaDSS
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(At mechanic) “My transmission mount is bad?”
“I know a thing or two about mounting tran—“ (gigantic vaudeville hook pulls me off stage where a short sharp scream is heard followed by silence)
Alarmingly Bald White Guy retweeted
Hey Bucs , Saints , and Falcons fans…
HOW’S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE???? 👇 😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵
#KeepPounding
Bro has Catholic in his bio. Try reading St. Francis of Assisi’s “A Prayer for Animals”
JD Vance style fucking convert go fuck yourself youre a disgrace. If you were born into the faith, you’re even more of a fucking disgrace because you should have a lifetime of knowing better
My wife came from a family that didn’t blink at spending $8000 for surgery and hydrotherapy for their widdle pibul. I’m a farm boy and I moved her out to the country. I set a hard rule, no animals in the house and vets are for livestock, not pets. She wanted a dog anyway so we got a free puppy from a coworker.
A year later, that dog got into a kissing contest with a rattlesnake and lost. She calls me crying saying is face is swelling up, he’s bleeding and she thinks he ate a yellowjacket. I ask if it’s scabbing over. She sends a picture. It wasn’t.
“Ok darlin’, that’s a snakebite. Venom is an anticoagulant so it’s gonna bleed. Take off his collar now. Crunch a benedryl up into some milk, get him to drink it.”
She asks if she can take him to the vet. I say no, you know the rules. She pleads. She cries. I inform her of the price of Crofab, tell her no, just give him love and milk. If he dies, he dies and he went out being loved. If he lives he’ll be stronger for it. He’s a young happy healthy dog that got hit in the place with the most lymphatic tissue. She reluctantly agrees.
His face and neck swole up for a couple of weeks but he was already acting normal by day 3. Now he alerts us to rattlesnakes with a high-pitched bark and we blow em away with a shotgun. A vet bill would have been $5k or more.
You gotta set boundaries with these women or private equity is gonna bleed em dry selling them delusions.
Never forget when Austin used my mental breakdown to get 14,000 likes
