retired niche internet microcelebrity (transgender) coming back for one last big job
he/him
Joined April 2020
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female friend in high school: I have a hard time finding clothes that fit because I’m soooo tiny but also my boobs are sooo big. all I had to eat today was an iced chai btw
me (unaware gender dysphoria is not universal): damn that sucks. have you considered anabolic steroids
today btw. if you even care
“oouuuuh you have to stop Posting! employers are going to find your tweets and not want to hire you!” on August 14, 2023 they are going to put me into the machine that turns people into wild horses and they’re going to set me loose in Appalachia so I can repopulate
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it’s cool that “phenotype” has just become a word people use for what clothes someone is wearing and sometimes how they talk
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“collecting swords is a green flag if you’re a lesbian but a red flag if you’re a straight guy” well I’m keeping them anyway. transitioning didn’t stop me from being autistic and they are sick as hell
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funniest part of the barbie movie was when she took her shoes off and the lifeguard got out a pair of binoculars to look at her feet
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Banjodogg retweeted
weird ass discord update
![discord screenshot, a message is shown above the send message box, from jowc, Today at 03:11, "hey! we should go out some time!!" in the message box, there is a fallout-style dialogue selection graphic, with A, B, X, and Y button dialogue options. Y: i think i hauve covid X: sure! i'm down! B: [Charisma] i think im in love with- [cropped] A: sorry, you terrify me](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F1XaZJ2WYAA_2zR.jpg?name=orig)
ALT discord screenshot, a message is shown above the send message box, from jowc, Today at 03:11, "hey! we should go out some time!!" in the message box, there is a fallout-style dialogue selection graphic, with A, B, X, and Y button dialogue options. Y: i think i hauve covid X: sure! i'm down! B: [Charisma] i think im in love with- [cropped] A: sorry, you terrify me
I can do all that shit in jorts. if you even care
Just realized they made suits so men can have a panic attack joker arc in the bathroom and then recover in literal seconds thru a facade of social authority. The suit is an incredible invention. Having just had this experience, I am in reverence of the suit jacket. A beautiful physical and emotional rendering of what I most admire about masculine energy
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hey everyone check out this woman I just quote tweeted. I think she's really hot and I want every single one of you to get mad at me
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