"you wanna come eat. come eat." - Master Shifu

Easton, MD
Joined November 2015
I feel like life is a bowl of soup and I was given a fork and was told to make it work
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Miles Morales’ story and the #SpiderVerse web expands. Take a first look at Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One). Exclusively in movie theaters October 2022.
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the original cinematic universe was the air bud franchise and idgaf if you disagree
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me: can i get a ticket? "for what movie?" me at the window:
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Fundraiser by Jake Wedin : Help Cam Get A New PC gofundme.com/f/help-cam-get-…
no press being allowed in during the ghislane maxwell trial shows that important people are guilty
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i hope he gets bullied
WATCH: Kyle Rittenhouse receives the not guilty verdict on all five counts. Get #RittenhouseTrial updates, here: specne.ws/LQWw5w
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i'm out here trippin off the dayquil
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Ancient Greek art really was beautiful – at Manhattan, NY
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At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will
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4 broke mfs looking at each other
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venom 2 changed the game
the takeover has begun
Amazon announced a $999 home robot featuring a rotating screen with eyes, and it can move around using the wheels attatched to its base. bit.ly/3mdhadQ
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Drink 3 beers and cigarettes have no harmful effect on your lungs. Those puppies are freebies
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bagels ain't cut like they used to be
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i've gotten six compliments on my socks today so i think i have enough energy to fight god
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So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
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