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Filmmaker | Unserious Tech Guy | If it's not Filmmaking, then it's Boring PS: Public Diary.

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined February 2020
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BlackMagic 6k Pro Rode NTG 5 Aperture 120D Anker 757 power station Zoom H6 Recorder Samsung T5 SSD 1TB x 2 Hp Workstation VMount battery x 4 LED Lights Lapel Mic Drone Gimbal/Shoulder Rig Tilta Advanced Rig for BMPCC6k Pro All these and more I'll buy before December. God Abeg.
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01/09/2026 The Great Lock-In has commenced. Goodbye Twitter Folks, we shall meet again.
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It was fun to watch cause I thought it was scripted but close to the end, you can see their facial reaction change and you know that part wasn't scripted anymore. The moment she asked "You, do you have money?"
The signs will always be there, but some will choose to ignore and they’ll later see wonders.
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We've lost our damn minds. The Lindsay Clancy mass psychosis proves that a lot of people need to have their Wifi taken away. But this psychosis started many years before TikTok...
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If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict. Because the law loves PRECEDENT. From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question: “Are you currently hormonal?” “Well, I’m a woman.” “Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.” You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.” No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing. And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people? No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government. And custody hearings are going to change overnight. The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.” Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense. Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?” You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability. If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs. Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.
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You're really stupid. You're telling me academies should go around promising students they'll make them stars?? Do you understand a football academy is a school, you keep going untill you graduate at the age of 21. And because it's a school, it's going have good, bad and excellent students, and not all those students will go on to do great things???. You're really stupid for this post.
Replying to @Ole_is_right
None of this really matters. The only metric worth looking at is how many genuine Premier League level players your academy has produced over the last decade. On that metric, City and Chelsea are comfortably ahead of United. Who cares how many academy graduates were in a matchday squad if most of them weren't good enough to be consistent Premier League players.
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Anyday you feel like giving up, please enter my DM, I'll sell my phone so you continue. No Jokes. 🙏🏽
Date, Hour, Time 0 hour, 21 hour, 22 hour, 23hour This isn’t an explanatory report like I demanded but a muddled up report. My mail to you @MTNNG was well detailed and explanatory that a secondary school student can easily read and understand. I believe I duly deserve the honor I gave you in return. There is nothing for me to refer to as appendix to better understand your HOUR and TIME. Now, you’re indirectly asking me to incur the cost of a data analyst hope you’re well aware of that🤝 because I’ve been trying to read this since I received it but the hours you listed out and time🤷‍♀️ You will receive a response from me when we are fully done reviewing but I just thought to bring this to your attention ahead of time
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Now watching: Outcome 2026. And after 6 mins in, I can hear Jonah Hill everywhere, I go to research the movie and he fucking wrote it. This nigga is a worse writer than Typer Peril. Tf
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The only thing AI has over an actual Developer is speed. Every serious Developer also uses AI for coding. Not one developer in 2026 will tell me they sit down to code entire ecosystems from scratch. The only difference is how you use it. A developer who already knows about PHP and Laravel will know when it is the best tech stack to use for a project, etc and build a more secure platform. A vibe coder builds based on vibes.
Omo u no fit code pass AI abeg
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I love when my Favs get dragged on Twitter. See the way they're dragging Sewa now; people are noticing her. When the Headies nominations dropped, people were actually asking who is Sewa, etc. But now, they know Sewa, a few will stream and become fans. Win-win situation really.
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Except my Lecturer didn't teach me well, this looks more like a Severe Intellectual Disability than Autism.
💔 Heartbreaking video showing a mother communicating with her 26-year-old autistic daughter. Many are asking: Why is there still no cure for autism?
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My bro Chorus or verse? Once I come back make I deliver my polling unit my ski. No time o
chai. them whine me gan o. said i should wait my turn. for how many years i dey wait for back. working everyday , bettering my craft. making a shit ton of music i wouldn’t be able to put out. over 250 songs and multiple collabs that would’ve boosted my career. then when it was time to put out music e come be like say I dey beg. everything other thing comes first before Abstraktt. make i just dey work my ass off no result and somebody on this stupid app was saying “i fw abstraktt but he’s a lazy artist”. meanwhile i dey fight for my life to drop. All good.
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This is why the Premier League is the best League. See what their Player's Union are doing for their players. Superb stuff.
New here from the PFA Awards? 🏆 As the players' union, we're currently running PFA pre-season for free agents to stay fit until the next opportunity with a club. Week 10 gets underway today. 👊
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What he said here is not different from the "Look babe, I can do it tooooo" tweet. But alas, men are held to a different standard. 🥲
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I so love my Boss. Any excuse I give her at all, she's understanding. 😭😭😭
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1st Sep - 31st Dec "The Great Lock-in" Will you be there? Will you be locked in? Will you persevere? Will you tarry? 1st January, 2026... Will you emerge victorious, a new creature, a new being? 💕
1st Sep - 31st Dec "The Great Lock-in" Will you be there? Will you be locked in? Will you persevere? Will you tarry? 1st January, 2026... Will you emerge victorious, a new creature, a new being? 💕
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I’ve made my choice! Rocking with @ManUtd 🔥🔥🔥 Ultimately, they gave me that feeling I was looking for even not winning both of their games. Sometimes the team chooses you. Excited to support the team moving forward! Let’s get it! #MUFC ❤️
It’s decision time this weekend. Man City or Man United…
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I swear to you... Marriage is not this deep. Marriage has never been this deep. The only Reason Nigerian Girls see Marriage as Life changing and go through humiliation rituals like this is because they're poor and can't take care of themselves. If you're well to do, with a steady source of income, you'll see that Marriage has never been that Deep.
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This Lady finally convinced me to have Public projects on my GitHub 😭😭😭 So, I'll probably post my portfolio here sometime this week Lol
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The Loving side of King Von
Replying to @oocftbl
Same joke by 100 accounts, he can’t control alopecia. Fuck off
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If I got laid off tomorrow & had to replace my salary asap, here’s exactly what I’d do: 1. Go to Instagram and start a fresh account. Use a spare email. No one has to know.
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