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Joined March 2022
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Chants between Man City and Forest fans yesterday: Forest 🌳: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT. Man City 🔵 : CHAMPIONS IF EUROPE YOU WERENT EVEN BORN. Forest 🌳: CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE, YOU WON’T BE ALIVE 😭😭😭😭😭
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Threw The Ball Up ☘️
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Paul MF George 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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Texas forever.
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everyone in texas is getting gender reassignment surgery tomorrow
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Bro Ossoff legit had Georgia tucked in before dinner time 🤣
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Damn Mbappe just came to clap for everyone
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🚨 The last time Barcelona lost to Real Madrid on October 25, they went on to win the TREBLE that season! It happened in the 2014/15 season, when Barça had also suffered a defeat against PSG beforehand. #fcblive 🏆
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La saison du Barça c’est comme si t’adoptes un chien qui parle, tu dis à tout le monde qui parle, et quand les gens viennent le voir, il bave sur lui
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First trailer for ‘THE EYES OF GHANA’, the first-ever film produced by IShowSpeed. The documentary follows Ghanaian cinematographer Chris Hesse who attempts to rescue more than 1,000 films capturing Africa’s fight for independence in the 1950s & ’60s.
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Doubs is actually not a real player
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dramatic ass vegetable
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We’ll hear of Robert Freekickinho at 85 goals the moment Messi tops this list 😭😭
🚨📊 Most free kicks ever scored.
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WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR 🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10
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