Barely In Bounds

Drinking British tears for the 4th

Holidays as PGA Tour events (per me): MAJORS -Xmas -Tgiving -July 4th -NYE (this one = PGA Championship) THE PLAYERS -Memorial Day (basically a major) SIGNATURES -Halloween -Easter -Labor Day FULL-FIELDS -Mother's/Father's Day -St. Pats -Cinco de Mayo ALTERNATES -April 1st

Mt. Onion Ring

Invention idea: A pharmacy, but one where things actually run smoothly

Jon Rahm was -33 at the 2022 Sentry. He had three rounds of 7-under and one of 12-under. He made birdie/eagle on 33 of the 72 holes. He didn't win the tourney

Scottie Scheffler has won 6 times in 15 starts this year. He basically has a win-loss record of 6-9. As a golfer. Not as like a Desmond-Ridder led NFL team. But as a GOLFER

Ya know you're on a heater when you birdie your first 4 holes of the round and you're actually off to a worse start than the day before

Millie can’t stand the drama and I don’t think I can either

"Dude, I'm telling you, just wait til Pinehurst in 2024. The entire golf world is gonna be fractured, you're gonna be a part of something called the Crushers and you're gonna be killing it on YouTube. And then — US Open champion. Enjoy it pal!"

Ready for Pinehurst. Ready for Cam Smith to win. Ready for Rickie to shoot +17. Ready for bogeys and pars. Ready for it all

Things that were true when Scottie Scheffler last missed a cut (Aug 2022): -Scheffler had 4 career PGA Tour wins (now has 11) -Caitlin Clark had TWO seasons left at Iowa -Taylor Swift hadn't started her never-ending jillion dollar tour yet/had 0 BFs who played for the Chiefs

Casual par for Rory - hit his birdie try 40 feet past the hole and then chipped in

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Hey look it’s Wally Szczerbiak!

Can I get off the ride please

Happiness. Pain.

When my girlfriend says she wants to make brownies

My adult league basketball choked in the playoffs last night. Choked. CHOKED. Here's a blow-by-blow recap of us blowingggggggggggggg it (where I went from hero to villain in 1.5 seconds). Gonna be a long offseason ahead of us medium.com/@petehailey/our-a…

Someone hacked my Dairy Queen account and used my hard-earned points to buy stuff in Arizona. I’m so hurt

If Antonio Gibson isn’t an option, I take Maye. This Daniels stuff pre-draft is weird. But for the record, I think Penix provides best bang for the buck