
Author of AUGUSTA, AN AMERICAN MUSE (2027). @VanityFair contributor and confirmed lounger. Appears annually in @NYMag’s Christmas Issue matrix.
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Proud to formally announce my book, AUGUSTA: AN AMERICAN MUSE, coming in 2027. AUGUSTA expands on my November 2024 profile for @VanityFair, the second most read piece in the magazine that year, to cover the full half decade relationship between Augusta Britt and Cormac McCarthy.
Drinking is very constructive.
There’s something about that first flush that is very masculine. It’s like breaking through a dark wood at evening and stumbling upon something lighted.
Everything is open from there.
The flip side is that it is very feminine to be taken in by it.
I think that’s where addiction to it breaks in: you set yourself up to conquer it this time, over and over and over again.
In that sense it becomes like breathing and orgasm. A regular test of virility. The fight against it feminizes the body. But to never take it up is to never set your masculinity at hazard.
No clue what it must feel like for women.
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Replying to @joskeyyv @BarneysRubble0
he’s a reporter, moron. Do you know what that is? Your little buddy is on trial for rape. That’s why Vin took his picture and reported on his height. You fucking incel loser
I need help from AI developers for an ambitious project. DM me!
Ancient Greek mathematicians did not recognize zero as a number. They very nearly invented calculus 2000 years before Newton without using zero, but positive geometrical magnitudes instead.
I want to train an AI on the furthest advancements of Ancient Greek mathematics, geometry and the Parmenidean precept that non-being (zero) cannot exist, and introduce it to experimental observations of classical quantum mechanics.
I want quantum observations to be interpreted in an entirely different mathematics that does not admit of nothingness, non-being, non-quantity, zero, etc. to see if it reveals relationships obscured by our modern mathematics, makes major breakthroughs, or hits the same road block.
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Replying to @joskeyyv @BarneysRubble0
keep posting… if you post hard enough clav might give you a kiss on the lips
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Just say it out loud to get it over with:
"This 'internet' of computing machines and protocols is really more of a limited peacetime prototype or demo that got out of control and was somehow accidently pushed into production a few decades ago. Shoulda said so earlier."
Awkward.
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100% of my posts are about lorenzo barney dumbass. Aka the voice of our generation…. Something you’d realize if your iq wasn’t fucking room temperature
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Its always so obvious when someone can’t handle the mog so they seethe on X.
"I love being this close on your face. I'm so tight on your face right now."
#YouCanSeeEverything director Lance Oppenheim on masculinity:
"I feel like [Nathan Fielder] is at his most masculine in You Can See Everything. I'd always tell him, "You look so handsome in this. I love being this close on your face. I'm so tight on your face right now and you look amazing." And he'd be like, "Dude, you could see my blackheads and my zits and stuff." I'd be like, "I actually think it makes you look better." He's a very unconventionally hyper-masculine man. That's a compliment, I guess." gq.visitlink.me/jDUiFp
Replying to @BarneysRubble0
@BarneysRubble0 I like your intellect
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Meghan Markle’s dad, Thomas, under investigation for ‘hundreds, if not thousands’ of child porn images: report trib.al/yD4HtE8
I was at the Clavicular arraignment today. It was a mini spectacle, and I mean mini. He is one of the tiniest little guys I’ve ever seen. Here he is getting heightmogged by normal sized dudes. Surprisingly unbuff. I understand him now.
Full report soon.
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Clavicular exposed: as short.

































