Bartholomew Allen

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Aw man. Batman's never gonna let me be Flash when Wally retires.

@Kyle_Rayner_ -glares at him and bites his finger and takes off- @_Wally_West_ @Kyle_Rayner_

@Kyle_Rayner_ @_Wally_West_ -smashes back into a wall, still focused on the eggrolls- Hey!! THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD!

Miss you Dad. But Happy Fathers Day to @_Wally_West_ and @JayGarrick and Max and Grandpa Barry!

http://bit.ly/9VyJnV Has @TheDarkKnight__ seen this? Because it's pretty awesome.

Happy Mother's Day, Joan! Oh! And Grandma Iris! Oh! And @LindaPWest! Did I forget anybody? Oh. Yeah. And Mom. Wherever you are.

My word challenge score on facebook would be higher if I knew more words. :( I have the timing part down though! :D

Cool

"AND THIS ONE'S FOR MUFFIN!"

"The Cat. She is all the reason I need."

"Alright I can't get old. But I sure can get Bored."

"Is there a point to this speech because I'm getting old just listening to it."

".....What smells Dental? ....Dental And Nazi. Greeeeat."

Crap. @_Wally_West_ got that song stuck in my head...

He saaaid 'Walk like a man! Talk like a man! Walk like a man my son. No woman's worth, crawling on the Earth. So walk like a man my sooon"

WHO WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK?!

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredBORED

When is school going to be out? Graaaahh Maakee itt sttooop!!!

Best thing about being a speedster. No matter where you are, you can always go home to sleep. And a shower. I'm sandy :(