Music writer, podcaster, amateur karaoke philosopher. Words in @nytimes @thedailybeast, @theneedledrop, etc

Joined January 2021
Can confirm all these battles went absolutely crazy. Maybe the best iBattle event I’ve been to. Salute to everyone there for a great night
Impossible to call BOTN CHVNK vs Jay R Tariq vs Dolla Bill Homeskool vs Dexter Roheezy vs Legituhmutt Sean Godda vs Frankie Phraser All absolute fucking crack rocks.
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Bizzo Bond vs K Venom is actually really really crazy
SMACK TRACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Can confirm it rocked
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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Tay Roc 30 Top 2-1 Nitty 30 Coffee 2-1 Arsonal 2-1 Mike 2-1 Sikh/Yunus 2-1 either way (BOTN)
Full Card announced for URL’s NOME 16 🇬🇧 • Tay Roc vs Illmac • Calicoe vs T-Top • Rum Nitty vs Dizaster • Ms Hustle vs Coffee Brown • Arsonal vs J2 • O Red vs Mike P • Real Sikh vs Yunus
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First thing I thought of when I saw this announcement was when Illmac said to Rum that if there was footage of his non-black opponent saying the N word, Nitty probably wouldn’t say anything about it…. 👀
Breaking: NOME 16 3rd battle announced, Rum Nitty vs Dizaster Another big name matchup, URL staple and another legend who doesn’t appear on URL often. How we feeling?
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Just watched Tay Roc vs Nitty and my main takeaway is that anyone who still says @RumNitty isn’t an elite pen should not be taken seriously
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So many great things about this. Love when URL lets itself get creative with their matchups, especially on a card this big. Not sure if the actual battle will be as exciting as the announcement (I think this will be a huge uphill battle for Mac) but I can’t wait to see it
BREAKING: NOME 16 1st announcement, Tay Roc vs Illmac Illmac URL debut, insane 1st battle to follow the SM drops. How we feeling?
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Again, not watching #sm16 but I gotta shout out @urltv for the fact that it’s not even 9:30 and the main event is already on stage. Genuinely that’s gotta be some sort of record right? 😂
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I’m not at #sm16 but can someone tell me if we’re finally done trying to make Snake Eyez top tier?
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I love A Ward but if someone disrespected me on camera while wearing creamsicle-covered overalls I’d also probably consider throwing hands too 😂
tuned in to the JJDD and A Ward faceoff and this the first thing I see lmao
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This is such a beautiful sentence
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I’m actually really interested in understanding how an AI trailer like this is coordinated. @Iam_AWard and @DaDonJohnJohn did you write for this/even know it was happening?
A Ward vs John John Da Don made by @paralleluniversebars SUMMER MADNESS XVI - September 27th in Atlanta Dropping Exclusively on the URLTV App Tickets: axs.com/.../1576515/url-summ… #youcantcopyrespect
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lol I’m begging you guys to listen to this at half speed. This guy is so trash
eminem you will pay for creating venom rap
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Charlie Clips
Who was your first favorite battle rapper?
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Hot take but I can only get so excited about this. A rematch (even between two of the best) with no backstory or reason behind it headlining SM just makes it seem like URL is struggling to book actually meaningful battles. I’m sure it’ll be fun but it doesn’t give me that feel 🤷‍♂️
BREAKING: SM16 first announcement is Tay Roc vs Rum Nitty 2. The 2 best active battlers in the world matchup again a decade after the original. How we feeling?
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This is up there with Seinfeld singing Mr. Brightside
JOSIE’S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
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Everyone should read “Settling the Colonel’s hash” in high school.
English was good in theory but in practice it sucked ass because it was taught as if analysis had an objective solution in every situation. That’s why the Curtains Were Blue thing was able to take root; kids were sceptical of how the teacher *knows* that’s what the poem must mean
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I’m convinced their choreographer is also writing their songs
We’re in hell if this is supposed to be a leading girl group
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This would be so fire. Off top I’m thinking: Nitty vs LP rematch Danny Meyers vs Oppa Justice vs Tariq Hansel vs K Venom Fate vs Homeskool Saynt vs Archduke
WestWorld would be fun Rum Nitty Danny Meyers Justise Hansel Miggs Yung Griz NXT Saynt LA FATE Da Kid Clutch
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Thinking about this again and feeling like @RumNitty and @Iam_AWard would be an insanely powerful duo…
Random: @urltv has been doing a really great job expanding their roster, from rookies to people like Ward, Flex and Will. Which is awesome for many reasons, one of which is that it could potentially open the door to a very cool double impact card?… 👀👀👀
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