@BasedSSC

🇺🇸 Proud American Dad. Big Meme guy. "People denying the existence of Robots are likely Robots themselves" - Sam Waterston, Spokesman for Old Glory Insurance

Joined December 2022
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@mazemoore13h
This is funny! Turns out that 1993 Joe Biden was a MAGA fascist. 🤣 Let's all laugh at Robert Reich and his crazy cohost. They are so insane.
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May this not be you tomorrow morning.
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Anyone watching DET @ Philly? Lebron 1st half: -16, 4/9 FG (only layups & cherry picks made). 0 for 2 from 3. 3 turnovers 1 for 4 from the charity stripe. 1 rebound, several missed defensive assignments.
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NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem buff.ly/t0zVIzN

NBA Finally Finds Way To Get LeBron To Stand At Attention During National Anthem

PHILADELPHIA, PA — NBA officials believe they've finally found a way to get LeBron James to stand at attention during the national anthem and show some respect by giving him a Chinese flag to look at.

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Super proud of my son @nickcla99680202 who complete the full 26 mile Columbus Nationwide Children's Marathon today (~4 hours).
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XHabib
@XHabibOct 16
If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anybody, but there will be signs
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Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles buff.ly/dUGarJ0

Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He's Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles

JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he's flipped dozens of vehicles all by himself.

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If you haven’t seen this yet, take a minute or two and watch.. it’s freaking hilarious. She does an amazing job and the two guys that she has pretending to be illegals are hilarious.. The best part, however, is the last woman who absolutely destroys any leftist argument for illegals being here ..
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BasedSSC retweeted
DFF
@DFF6769Oct 9
Shortly after Trump awarded Musk with the National Medal of Science 🤣
🤖 Made with AI
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Dweller
@One_Way_HomeOct 7
This courteous ride attendant goes to great lengths ensuring people enjoy their fall to the fullest extent. He carefully goes over all protocols to not only protect them, but to also provide the utmost confidence in their safety.
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This dog is used to always going into this bar during his walks because his owner usually stops there for a beer. This time, the woman took the dog out for a walk, and this happened:
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Today was a great day for baseball. Any time the NY Yankees are eliminated. Goodbye, Spankees.
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Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall buff.ly/7m9o2Af

Prison Officials Unsure How To Execute Woman On Ventilator That Is Plugged Into The Wall

NASHVILLE, TN — Prison officials admitted they were unsure how to go about executing a woman who was currently being kept alive by a ventilator that is plugged into a power outlet in the wall.

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You can spend thousands of dollars taking your family to an overpriced Disney theme park or you can fly to India and enjoy this for less than it takes to fill up your gas tank.
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Bigby Lupo
@BigBLupoOct 4
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Replying to @jaketapper
This is in very poor taste, Jake. #IAmJaneDoe
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BossHogg
@6Hogg6Oct 3
Isiah Thomas talks about how he and Joe Dumars used to always call each other up on the phone whenever MJ was playing on TV and describes the moment he and Joe witnessed MJ do his famous layup against the Nets while they were on the phone with each other.
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