Studio boardroom, I'm writing "Rain Men" on a big whiteboard. Then I erase the e and replace it with the euro symbol
In order to make amends to the religious right, Jimmy Kimmel will be required to change his name to "Jimmy Hymnal"
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
Between the old hotel being imploded in Vegas, and the baseball field being ripped up by a hurricane in Tampa Bay, it's a bad day to be a large structure named "Tropicana"
A cinephile is someone who likes all previous Alien movies except the one currently in theaters right now



























