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KAMALA IS A COP. Rogue Neel Kolhatkar fan account. Underpaid yoga instructor. TAMU ‘18.

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[guy who doesn’t know what arbitrarily means]: you don’t need to read books
There is nothing special about books. You can become arbitrarily smart without ever reading a book
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This is a correct usage of “arbitrarily” to describe something as large with little limitation or restraint. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitrari…
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7 people die on the streets of LA every single day because of overdoses, and this is the inane bullshit our nitwit mayor is doing. We are so cooked.
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From a Border Patrol source; the message has already gone out… Elections have consequences.
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Replying to @SenSanders
Look at me, i can make up figures too: 67% want bernie sanders arrested. 74% want hasan piker denaturalized and deported. 70% want abdul al-sayed denaturalized and deported. 81% want contry wide voter ID. Oh wait, that last one was actually real
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100% of children want ice cream for dinner
66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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In hindsight, using your drainage pipes to fire rockets rather than drain water may have been a tactical error.
This is heartbreaking... Gaza is literally drowning and the mainstream media are ignoring this
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The video was filmed in January 2025 with rain added in post-production, per the creator. Current heavy rains have flooded about 70,000 tents in Gaza, covered by outlets including Al Jazeera and The Guardian. instagram.com/reel/Dfc-OV0oZ… aljazeera.com/news/2026/11/8… theguardian.com/world/gallery/…
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A Democrat running for state senate in NH did not meet residency requirements and publicly withdrew 8 weeks before the election. 48% of people still voted for him, even when he literally could not win. We have to model most voters as knowing quite close to nothing at all.
People keep trying to tell me that BEING A FREE STATER was part of the reason a couple dozen free staters lost their elections. Yury did even better than he ever had over the other Republican who’s not a free stater. It had nothing to do with him being a free stater that he lost, it is simply the fact that independent chose blue this time around. Last night on the show I named all the free staters I personally know are out and proud who made it in, I should have counted but there are still like 12 in. Are there 12 crypto libertarians in your state house outside of New Hampshire? No.
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I'm sorry, what? A muslim medical student at University of Michigan was caught by the FBI plotting to poison and torture Jewish faculty, and talked about plowing his car into the home of a Jewish university official to kill him and his kids. He was caught with Hamas and jihadist propaganda, beheading videos, and texts pledging to 'go militant' because of how much he hates it in America. He was arrested by the feds. He was promptly released by an Obama judge. Now he teaches 5th grade at an Islamic private school in Milwaukee. This is what the left has delivered to our country. This is a typical Abdul El Sayed/Zohran Mamdani constituent. This is what they breed and a look at their endgame. There is no political solution with these people.
🚨UPDATE🚨 “I'm gonna be the dirtiest fucking doctor ever. I'm gonna poison her slowly.” - Ahmet Kerem Körkaya Ahmet Körkaya is one of 12 University of Michigan students arrested by the FBI this past spring, and is currently facing charges for plotting to “kill, torture, and torment” university officials who refused to divest from Israel. He was released on bail and has now landed a job as a 5th grade TEACHER and soccer coach at Salam School, a private K–12 operated by the Islamic Society of Milwaukee. 🔼Read that twice🔼 This Turkish-born terror-supporter and former medical student faces 10 to 15 years in federal prison for leading a two-year campaign of violence, intimidation, death threats, and vandalism. This past week, one of Obama’s commie/jihadist-loving judges, Judith Levy (go figure), decided to remove his ankle monitor because it hinders his sex life and his young students are confused about why he’s wearing one. Here’s what Judge Judith Levy unleashed on society: Ahmet Körkaya discussed with another student about how he was going to plow his car through the front of a Jewish university official’s home while the official’s children were inside. He told another student that he wanted to poison a Jewish university board regent for her refusal to divest from Israel: “I’m gonna be the dirtiest fucking doctor ever. I’m gonna poison her slowly.” The FBI found jihadist literature, Hamas propaganda, and artwork depicting beheadings in Körkaya’s home. In text messages to his comrades, Körkaya said he believed bombings were in his “true nature” and went on to declare that he was “going to go militant because I hate it here.” This is what we’re up against, patriots. A two-front war: the terrorists and the judges who unleash them. The FBI needs to be all over this. Again. FAST. @FBI_Response @FBI @StephenM H/T @RAIRFoundation
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🤖 Made with AI
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My dog watching me hide a pill in her food.
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Ladder no longer sponsors or supports the “I’ve Had It” podcast. Making light of anyone’s death, especially a victim of violence, does not reflect our values. Thank you to everyone that took the time to make their concerns known to us.
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🚨✅URGENT UPDATE BOTH GIRLS FOUND! ✅🚨 ❤️ ELLIE (10) & DAKOTA (7) – HULL ❤️ PLEASE SHARE THIS UPDATE! We are so relieved to report that BOTH little girls missing from Hull today have now been FOUND 🥰 A HUGE thank you to everyone who shared their appeals and helped spread the word! 🙏🏻 ❤️ A community that cares is a community that shares 🫡 #FOUND #Hull #MissingPersons #TheAppealPod
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Remember when Hamas made their own PR video showing them digging up pipes in Gaza and using them to create rockets to fire on Israel? Well now they have no water and sewage system and they have flooding and guess who is to blame for that?
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>surgeon >700k >in his bank account These people don’t understand anything about the world and they’re proud of their misunderstanding.
When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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Yes. YES!
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries responds to DSA supporters who chanted "You're next!" at victory party "It was very interesting to me, as observed by others, that there was almost zero diversity in that crowd." Link: edition.cnn.com/2026/11/08/p…
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We tried to tell these people scammers stole over $200M from the Minneapolis free school lunch program and they pretty much said STFU.
YEAH I ACTUALLY WOULD WANT MY TAXES TO GO TO CHILDRENS SCHOOL LUNCHES SO THEY CAN FUCKING EAT
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Bro. You can tell the surgeon is pissed. I know the order of putting on and removing sterile gloves. He can’t even remove that without having to redo the entire process. That’s why he just rips off all his scrubs and leaves the room to wash his hands again.
social media has truly rotted some of y’all’s brains because why are you throwing him off and playing around before a SURGERY???
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“2000s lad culture” was not in fact wearing high heeled boots, skinny jeans, jewellery, eyeliner, and hairspray while trying to start a global love revolution based off having skim read Noam Chomsky. Brand was of course specifically supported as an alternative vision of manliness to lad culture by the Sensibles of the day.
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I love that quote! Thanks for sharing.
Replying to @GadSaad
Coexisting with people like this is challenging....
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