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Joined May 2013
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Ok…it’s important to note that there is a HUGE difference between infertile and unfuckable…
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Cooking Hacks
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🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨 THE GREATEST SNAP COUNT OF ALL TIME BY #GIANTS QB JAMEIS WINSTON. “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO, WHO, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? WHO, WHO?” 😭😭😭
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🚨| WATCH: Serena Williams gave Speed a 6-0 HEAD START, meaning he only needed 2 more points to win but she went on to score 8 STRAIGHT POINTS without letting him score once 🤯😭🔥
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Deep cleaning is way less overwhelming when I use my 4 foot sectioning method and literally only have to worry about what’s right in front of me!!💛
JANGAN MENYERAH SEKARANG, SIAPA TAHU SATU LANGKAH LAGI AKAN MEMBAWA HIDUPMU KE TEMPAT YANG SELAMA INI KAMU IMPIKAN! Perjalanan hidup memang tidak selalu berjalan sesuai rencana. Terkadang kita harus kehilangan sesuatu untuk menemukan hal yang lebih berarti, mengalami kegagalan untuk memahami arti keberhasilan, dan melewati masa sulit untuk mengenal kekuatan diri sendiri. Jangan pernah menganggap jalan yang penuh rintangan sebagai jalan yang salah, karena bisa jadi justru di sanalah kamu sedang dipersiapkan untuk sesuatu yang lebih besar. Hidup mengajarkan kita bahwa waktu tidak pernah berhenti, kesempatan tidak selalu datang dua kali, dan masa depan tidak akan berubah jika kita hanya diam menunggu keajaiban. Setiap pagi adalah kesempatan baru untuk memperbaiki diri, mencoba kembali, dan melangkah lebih jauh dari hari sebelumnya. Tidak masalah jika prosesmu lambat, selama kamu tidak berhenti. Sebab, keberhasilan bukan hanya tentang seberapa tinggi kamu berdiri, tetapi juga tentang berapa banyak kesulitan yang berhasil kamu lewati tanpa kehilangan harapan. Jangan biarkan masa lalu mencuri semangatmu dan jangan biarkan ketakutan terhadap masa depan menghentikan langkahmu hari ini. Kamu tidak harus mengetahui seluruh jalan yang akan dilalui, cukup miliki keberanian untuk mengambil langkah pertama dan keyakinan untuk terus melangkah. Suatu hari nanti, perjalanan yang terasa berat ini mungkin akan menjadi cerita paling berharga dalam hidupmu. Jika masa depan memberimu kesempatan untuk memulai kembali, apakah kamu berani mengejar semua impian yang pernah kamu tinggalkan?
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Jensen Ackles Explains Why He Started Calling Jessica Alba “Bitch Alba” on Set Jensen Ackles : “She was like, ‘Oh, here’s the pretty boy that the network brought in for some more window dressing.’” “I was like, ‘What the fuck? What did I do?’ So very quickly, I was like, ‘Fire with fire.’” “I’d say, ‘Looks like we’re getting Bitch Alba today. Everybody hang on to your nuts.’” “I was the new kid on the block, and I got picked on by the lead.” “But it did build some mutual respect. We bickered like brother and sister.” “My grandfather died while I was shooting, and she literally just walked into my trailer and held me for half an hour.”
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This is who works for NASA, DARPA, & MIT. @alvelda
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Kudos to Kirk Cousins for being a class-act mentor to Fernando Mendoza. True pro! 🫡 🎥 NFL
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🚨🚨THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨 8-years ago this week, #Vikings star linebacker Anthony Barr predicted that one day an #NFL team would run the “TUSH PUSH” play with a quarterback. Barr predicted the tush push would happen three years before the #Eagles ran it 😳
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The most diabolically accurate shit I’ve read in a while…💯☠️
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Replying to @DailyLoud
I bet she left in a Nissan Altima with a fuzzy steering wheel cover and a headlight out.
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😭 I'm never deleting this app
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I’m laughing at this comment way too hard.
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The owners of the Denver Broncos are ripping up the entire field in the middle of the season for the fifth year in a row… And they are the GOATS and making every other team in the league look bad 😭
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The ending…🤣🤣🤣
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Would you sign-on for such a traveller's tale?
Does the life of a flying nomad look that uneventful?
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Becerra HID his mileage tax until millions of Californians had already voted. Think about that! If he's governor, he'll track you and tax you for every mile you drive, up to $1,000 a year extra. Small business owners, construction workers, and working families who drive the most get hit HARDEST. Is that what you want? Tomorrow you can STOP Becerra's mileage tax and get $3 gas, $73 car registration, and your first $150k tax free instead. Vote for CHANGE! ✊
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BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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