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🎀Alyssa (non jelloshot version)🎀

@BasicStitchAly

online I’m weird. in real life I’m also weird

Joined April 2013
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When does Jonas actually take stage? Trying to time my edible
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Customers be telling me anything yall I just had a guy from Provo Utah who went to high school with Julianne and Derek Hough
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Meg is Patient Zero in the Middle of Nowhere (@blondeantihero) profile picture
Meg is Patient Zero in the Middle of Nowhere@blondeantiheroNov 6
I actually love that millennials are associate with optimism and being cringe. What a really beautiful legacy to leave in the wake of the many many many unprecedented devastating events we’ve lived through. Hope looks really good on us.
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Molly (@notrealMolly) profile picture
Molly@notrealMollyNov 5
it’s so fucking hilarious that IOWA has a Prada model for governor
Iowa First Media (@IowaFirstMedia) profile pictureIowa First Media
@IowaFirstMediaNov 3
🔓LEAKED: Rob Sand's 2003/04 controversial runway footage during his time as a fashion model in Paris and Milan for Prada, Giuliano Fujiwara, and Number (N)ine has been found online. Sand has noted that modeling at age 20/21 was one of his "craziest jobs." 📸SOURCE: Fashion Channel via YouTube
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Blue dress please @nickjonas
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveNov 5
Doja Cat changes the lyrics of “Paint The Town Red” during her show in Dallas following the Democratic flip of Texas at the midterms: “I paint the town blue.”
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beck@unrivaledNov 4
i’m not being hyperbolic when i say this is one of the best songs of all time. i’m so serious. i’m looking you dead in the eyes with a straight face. music.apple.com/us/album/wai…
Wait For It by Leslie Odom, Jr. & Original Broadway Cast of "Hamilton" on Apple Music

Wait For It by Leslie Odom, Jr. & Original Broadway Cast of "Hamilton" on Apple Music

Song · 2015 · Duration 3:13

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That one friend who has too many “this doesn’t happen to most humans” moments
Anna (@itsAnnaLovee) profile pictureAnna@itsAnnaLoveeNov 5
Has anyone else ever forgotten to take the fortune out of a fortune cookie before starting to eat it? It can’t just be me
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delani ❤️‍🔥@delaniraeannNov 4
everyone on the left— WE CANNOT forget how good this feels. we have to show up like this every 👏🏼 single 👏🏼 time! 👏🏼 general elections, midterms, primaries, local elections. ALL OF THEM. when we show up, we win. vote and bring a friend every election for the rest of your life.
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۟ (@ctrldove) profile picture
۟@ctrldoveNov 4
i finally understand how this feels.
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R E B E C C A H 🇨🇩✨ (@datgalbecca) profile picture
R E B E C C A H 🇨🇩✨@datgalbeccaNov 4
Okay but Iowa flipped too if anyone cares🧍🏽‍♀️#midterms
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I really agree with this. I do think part of the reason Iowa swung blue was because we saw our neighbors hurting so much. A lot of Iowans also have ties to Minnesota and it’s true that most people won’t vote for a certain viewpoint until it has affected them
Abbihausen (@abbimcmillen) profile pictureAbbihausen@abbimcmillenNov 4
Minneapolis, the tipping point was ya’ll marching on that sub zero day to fight Trump, ICE, and the whole administration. It put the entire country on notice. This blue wave started here!!!!!
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breanna diaz 🍒@LongLiveDiazNov 4
IM SCREAMING
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one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) profile picture
one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Nov 4
It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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jess 🤍 kiss all the time. disco, occasionally (@satellitehabits) profile picture
jess 🤍 kiss all the time. disco, occasionally@satellitehabitsNov 4
listen i know texas flipping was huge but i need yall to give kansas some more credit
Ravi Gupta (@RaviMGupta) profile pictureRavi Gupta
@RaviMGuptaNov 4
The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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Blue waved so hard even gerrymandering didn’t work
Appodlachia (@appodlachia) profile pictureAppodlachia
@appodlachiaNov 4
Total vindication for these two memes tonight
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Lmao I know I’m beating a dead horse but I can’t believe Iowa flipped blue it feels so good to have hope
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OOMF is going skinny dipping today
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Publicly executed via a blue wave but sure whatever you need to tell yourself
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 4
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Anna@itsAnnaLoveeNov 4
Someone adopt me
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OOMF still stuck in a red state 😭
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OOMF still stuck in a red state 😭
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