May the bridges you burn light your path to a better life. I would fight anyone on behalf of @vanhornhogs and @joeyb. #WPS #WhoDey
Joined January 2014
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Not me causing a ruckus on this plane watching the @Bengals #NFLMadrid game! Having the time of my life at 30k feet #whodey
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When people board a plane, why do they forget how numbers work? Like you don’t have to check every aisle from 1-17 to see if aisle 24 magically appeared out of order. What are we doing?
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POV you decide you want a piece of cake at 1000 and remember you’re an adult with adult money and a car so you drive to the store and get your piece of cake.
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Alabama fan at the bar: that’s pass interference throw a flag
Me: you’ve had 18 years of not having a flag, get out of my face
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sleep until ten
Read for an hour
Vacuum, sweep, mop upstairs and down
Clean both bathrooms
Vacuum stairs
Clean out closet under the stairs
Clean out cabinet under the kitchen sink
Grocery shopping and Meal prep for the week
Clean out and vacuum my car
And now I’m having a beer
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Idk who the nfl got on their merch team now but they’re killing it with the white bengals gear for women.
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Me on a dating app where you say what you’re looking for as far as a relationship directly in your bio before you can activate your account.
New match opening move “so what are you looking for?”
Babes? Go read the damn profile! It literally says it!
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