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treading water
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I have very low expectations; so just know if you disappoint me, you've really fucked some shit up.
I think we can we all agree that the drop in church attendance in the U.S. can be correlated with the fact that they're still encouraging tone deaf women to screech unintelligible hymns at people with hangovers.
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I realize no one has truly seen me, felt me, or touched my soul. Even when I don't feel important and bare my heart, I'm still alone with my heart in my hands.
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Anyone else ever feel like the idea of telling their story to someone new is just too much trouble? Like no thanks I’d rather stay single than to have to rehash that shit even more more fucking time. Not happening.
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Until you’ve eaten an entire cake in the parking lot of H-E-B while crying, don’t judge me.
Top Five cancer benefits
5. Astonishing weight loss results,
4. Seven weeks off work,
3. Being awake for no more than four hours in a row,
2. Medicinal gummies, and
1. The Magical Chemo Wig Shop
