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Joined December 2022
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I'm Batman retweeted
歯科医師の皆さん、本当に素晴らしいです！🦷👏 皆さんの仕事は本当にすごい！歯を治し、人々に笑顔と自信を取り戻してくれます。日々の努力と頑張りに心から敬意を表します。これからも頑張ってください！❤️
I'm Batman retweeted
Personally, I think this distinction makes education an important part of what @beepzfun is building.
When a new asset format enters an ecosystem, people need to understand how it works before jumping in.
Where are balances recorded? How does minting happen? Where can assets be traded?
These are basic questions, but they’re important.
The easier a platform makes these mechanics to understand, the better positioned users are to participate responsibly.
I'm Batman retweeted
Years ago my car died in a parking garage and I couldn't get it out of Park to push it. I sat there almost in tears waiting two hours for a tow.
Last week my nephew pointed at a little capped slot next to my gear shift and asked what it was. I said "no idea, some SIM card thing."
Turns out that slot is the exact thing that would've saved me that night in the garage. It's been sitting inches from my hand this whole time and I never knew.
I'm Batman retweeted
People who have bad dogs are sons of bitches and deserve to live locked up in a prison in Siberia.
I'm Batman retweeted
2 sene önce evlenen arkadaşımla uzun zaman sonra baş başa yemek yemek için bir mekana oturmuştuk. Karşımda masada duruyordu; üzerinde şık yeşil bir gömlek vardı. Gözüm bir an boynuna takıldığında kanım dondu: Teninde gayet belirgin, taze bir morluk duruyordu++
I'm Batman retweeted
Visa Officer: “What is the purpose of your trip to the United States?”
Applicant: “I’m going to New York for my cousin’s wedding.”
Visa Officer: “How long will you be staying?”
Applicant: “Three weeks.”
Visa Officer: “Who will cover the cost of the trip?”
Applicant: “I’ll pay for my airfare and personal expenses. My cousin will let me stay with him.”
Visa Officer: “What do you do for work?”
Applicant: “I’m an accountant at a private company.”
Visa Officer: “How long have you worked there?”
Applicant: “Almost four years.”
Visa Officer: “How much do you earn each month?”
Applicant: “Around $2,400.”
The officer entered something into the computer, then continued.
Visa Officer: “Have you traveled outside your country before?”
Applicant: “Yes. I’ve been to Ghana, South Africa, and the United Kingdom.”
Visa Officer: “Did you return within the allowed time on each trip?”
Applicant: “Yes, every time.”
Visa Officer: “Do you have any family living in the United States?”
Applicant: “My cousin and his wife.”...
I'm Batman retweeted
My boss accused me of stealing ₦3.8 million from the company, but what he didn't know was that I had already reported the money missing three days before he discovered it.
I had worked at the company for almost five years.
I was the administrative officer responsible for keeping records of payments, staff expenses and office transactions.
On Monday morning, I received a call from my boss.
“Come to my office immediately.”
When I entered, he placed a printed bank statement on his desk.
“Can you explain these transactions?”
I looked at the statement and immediately noticed something strange.
“Sir, I reported these withdrawals last week. I even sent you the details.”
He looked at me and said:
“Are you suggesting somebody accessed the company's account without your knowledge?”
