I don’t have the caption, but someone deserves to make this man go viral. That backwards visor, that flow, and getting to see Georgia, Georgia all over themselves live. #SECChampionship #BAMAvsUGA
Me @ @ZoesKitchen when they ask me what I want instead of salsa for my chicken roll-ups... #bringbackthesalsa
Me: Sure honey, it’s 2018 I can handle purchasing feminine hygiene products when i get limes for margaritas. What store is nearby?
Wife:Thanks, you are so #woke ! Whole Foods is just around the corner:
Me trying to understand the “organic feminine hygiene” aisle:
I didn't take body shaming as a serious issue until the vet told me my dog needed to lose 7-10lbs... she's perfect the way she is 😭
Replying to @cassandraohh
@cassandraohh @erinbcantrell and just like that...out of tragedy great things happen... well played @Cinnabon
20 minutes in and I #bigly underestimated the amount of wine I needed to bring to the #debatenight
Replying to @FoxNews
@FoxNews this story is wrong. Peyton may be # 18 2day, but "his collegiate days" he was 16 #neverforget #VFL
Replying to @RegionsBank
@askRegions just another disappointed customer leaving the bank with no notice you'd be closed this Saturday
When you're watching #LoveActually and realize where you've seen Rick from @TheWalkingDead before #MerryChristmas
Replying to @PeopleofWalmart
@PeopleofWalmart They woke up like dis... Literally #pajamaparty















