I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

‘Maya, Kenny & James are the most trustworthy!’ - James Blunt … 🕵️‍♂️ #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

“So, we’re one-nil down with Palace clearly the better team and in comfortable control … time for you to earn the money we pay you, Chris Kavanagh from Manchester!” #CPFC #MUNCRY

… 🤫 🐑 🐑 ❤️

'Palace's best chance of staying up is moving on from Glasner' - Chris Sutton … arguably the most pathetically pitiful pundit the world has ever known. #CPFC

Look at what someone has done …

Elon also ruined Twitter … … let that sink in.

And now with their ‘expert’ analysis it’s Danny ‘Dross’ Murphy & Joe ‘Dull As Ditch Water’ Hart … #MOTD2

Unbelievably - the photoshop department on #EastEnders … have actually managed to go from bad (Martin at the Champions League Final) to worse (Johnny on holiday).

… uncanny.

Freddie … a summary. #TheTraitorsUK

Here comes Freddie … #TheTraitorsUK

Leanne … #TraitorsUK

Armani’s ballon knot is doing the ol’ 5p 10p tango. #TheTraitorsUK

A bad day for Gregg Wallace … is a great day for the rest of humanity. #MasterTwat

Dean is like watching a drunk toddler who’s scared of ice … trying to ice skate. #IACGMOOH

Absolute fucking circus … #PaulTyson

I do Love that the vile dollop of bumdung that is Dame (!?) @AndreaJenkyns - thought that appearing on #HIGNFY would improve her ‘public profile’ … bless her arrogant right wing ‘Boris-signed’ cottons.