Behind the scenes of countless launches. The best ones never needed my name attached.
Miami, FL
Joined July 2022
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How it started:
“Tiny speculative position.”
How it’s going:
I know the mascot’s entire fictional family tree.
Bought a token because the holder distribution looked healthy.
Stayed because the group chat became completely unhinged.
My favorite genre of crypto post:
“I told you guys at $500K.”
Checks account.
First mention: $8.7M.
😂
$BTC starts moving and suddenly every account that was posting memes yesterday becomes Bloomberg.
Portfolio management:
Sell winners too early.
Hold losers too long.
Complain about market makers.
Elite strategy.
The dangerous part about memecoins is that sometimes the stupidest possible idea has the best distribution.
You can argue with the thesis.
You cannot argue with 50,000 people repeating the same joke.
$SOL traders after one green candle:
“We’re so back.”
After one red candle:
“This ecosystem is finished.”
Nothing makes me trust a position more than watching absolutely everyone else hate it.
This is either conviction or a medical condition.
Tomorrow we trade smarter.
Tonight we investigate one more deeply unserious ticker with suspiciously good volume.
#Memecoins are basically internet culture with a live price attached.
That’s why watching culture itself matters more than staring at charts all day.
The chart usually reacts after attention has already started moving.
Every memecoin trade eventually becomes one of three things:
A win
A lesson
A long-term investment you definitely planned from the beginning
New meme appears.
First reaction: “This is stupid.”
Second reaction: “Why am I seeing this everywhere?”
Third reaction: