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Buford T. Justice retweeted
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Fuck it just roll with a Ramaswamy/Paxton 2028 ticket at this point. Let's see how far you depraved bastards are willing to take this
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Buford T. Justice retweeted
It’s time to take back America.
In 2016, six days after the Cubs beat Cleveland in the World Series, Trump was elected. Many speculate the Cubs win cursed the USA.
On the 10 year anniversary a Cleveland World Series could restore order.
This is bigger than baseball. Go guards.
Buford T. Justice retweeted
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In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus
Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school
But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired
I hope she sues
If we took whatever's left in the Social Security fund and put it on JSN ATD we could probably keep it solvent for another 50 years or so
Buford T. Justice retweeted
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There’s a lot of misinformation floating around about what is an attorney and what is a lawyer. So I will set the record straight
Lawyer - includes anyone who has been enrolled in an accredited law school
Attorney - someone who has passed the bar but isn’t yet licensed
Hence, a lawyer need not have passed or even taken the bar. This makes Press Secretary Zacchaeus a qualified lawyer
And before some random clown starts questioning me, know I’m a licensed notary public, so I literally make the law.
Buford T. Justice retweeted
If the 2026 MLB season is proof that small-market teams are not at a structural disadvantage, then it is also proof that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. and Cal Raleigh are two of the worst players in baseball.
How bad of a fuck-up do you have to be for the Trump Administration to ask you to step down for misconduct lol
White House asks Kimberly Guilfoyle to resign as US ambassador to Greece after a series of reports about alleged misconduct. cnn.it/4B4Nvce
Buford T. Justice retweeted
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Donald Trump has just fired Kimberly Guilfoyle, America’s Ambassador to Italy
This is incredibly illegal as she has diplomatic immunity, so I hope she sues
I've supported losing political campaigns in the past. I at least had a clean conscience and didn't lose any sleep over it.
But I cannot imagine staking my entire reputation and betting the farm on fucking Ken Paxton of all people lol
