Part Beard, Part potato, full-time scrublord and affiliate content creator on @twitch, owner of CouchPROtatos ANONYMOUS on xbox, FB and nitrado ark server host.
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Joined May 2018
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Positive message of the week for my @WatchMixer and @StreamerSociety family, and to all content creators out there. Keep it up, the only thing stopping you, is you.
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Muscular dystrophy association. My brother is 17 and was diagnosed with duchennes muscular dystrophy at a very young age. I cried the last time I wasnt able to put money into the boot during the local fill the boot campaign last year.
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Good ol @survivetheark is broke again, bought the pass and fully planned on avoiding playing the new map til it was fixed because we all know wildcard so well lol but I get on and old servers are broken too 🤣🤣🙄
OMG. My mom and my wife called me crying and freaking out saying they heard a gunshot in the house. I fly inside to find the source. Looking everywhere til In the kitchen I start finding bits of dough. A can of biscuits spontaneously combusted and scared them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I showed my son Nick, who is 10, your video. He heads the anti-bully coalition in his class (which he created). Please DM me and Nick would love to chat, become pen pals, play games online, or even take Quaden to a @AZCardinals game with us! All the best ❤️
Unpopular opinion :
I want a @Rainbow6Game battle royale.
It's my birthday sooooo.....
Please? 😂😂
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I follow several sex workers on Twitter, yet somehow their tweets are actually less horny than many Twitch streamer tweets.
Working in getting all the kids outta bed, fed and out the door for school and I see my youngest peeping at me, so I smiled at him and said good morning, he pulled the blanket over his head. I know how you feel lil dude 🤣
Me : Idk why I cant sleep.
Also me at 415 in the morning: I'm gonna learn how to flambe.
I dont know how i got here, but oh my God.
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