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@Bebe Hans

@BebeHans5

Heir to the Spanish throne 🀴🏼, lover of Chateau creatures 🦊 🐱and blessed with the famous soft Spanish Hands πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘πŸ» I have the gift of soft Spanish Hans

Joined June 2020
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My hero @SpanishHans is in a dark place he’s asked me to do a quick patrol of the links to see if there are any unwanted guests. #chateauvthetowels
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A date for your diary - look out for those special guests πŸ˜‰
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Hope my old pal @PopeyeHeadcover slept well last night. @SpanishHans will tee up his ball today and watch him start it down the Mearns Road into 10 feet.
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No wonder old ⁦@SpanishHans⁩ likes a shandy. Some real πŸ””πŸ”šβ€™s on the phone this week.
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Hope my pal @PopeyeHeadcover is okay. That was Hollywood in the highlands.
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Jeez was it a 27 hole Spring Meeting?@chateauxwindy
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Wow! What a erection fest up the links today! Guys in Broadmoor doing more time than it takes some of these dicks to do the front 9!
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My hero ⁦@SpanishHans⁩ telling me the new menu at the famous links is tip top! The standard has been set.
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@32Red21 Feb 2023
πŸ“’ RANGERS FANS!!! We're giving away a pair of tickets to see @RangersFC vs Celtic on Sunday 🎟️ 𝗧𝗒 π—ͺπ—œπ—‘ 1⃣ Follow @32Red 2⃣ Like this post 3⃣ Tell us below how many times have #RangersFC won the Scottish League Cup Closes Wednesday at 3pm - winner picked at random πŸ€žπŸ”ž

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All okay @chateauxwindy oh stop it.
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Wow! Just Wow! There’s a tramp in the lounge at the famous links I’m sure he did a mini valet on my motor last week.
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My hero @SpanishHans will bring some much needed swazz to this shit show on Sunday up the Chateau he’s a proper Chick Weed legend loves bevvy & filthy fags
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Cha Cha Cha more like wank wank wank up the links for my old chum @SpanishHans in the morning another monster shift I can only imagine the questions from some of the πŸ””πŸ”šβ€™s on show. #stopit #thatsenough
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Wow! Was it a 21 hole medal up the Chateau today? My old pal @JohnCalderwood7 with more lavender than Rouken Glen Garden Centre. #fullofgin #ohstopit
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Wow! My old chum @PopeyeHeadcover happy birthday believe the number is similar to your front 9 yesterday. #ohstopit #leavethemeasureuptoyourself
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The Chateau started doing 21 hole medals? Some of these πŸ””πŸ”šβ€™s are shooting big numbers.
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Holy cheeseburgers are these πŸ””πŸ”šβ€™s playing the holes twice? 121 having some fun! Wowsers!
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Wow! Rumour has it my old chum @PopeyeHeadcover shot 68 holy smoke the old candle wax will be dripping down Giffnock tonight
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Wow! Blowing a Hooly on the links today best scratch could be 99 my old chum @PopeyeHeadcover will need to aim his tee shot at the 3rd at Glasgow Airport #throbber #lavendercentral
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I mean dancing collies come on to fuck the only πŸ””πŸ”šI’ve seen with a dancing collie is @chrislove54
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