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#superstraight (bae/ru/ang) ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ| I shitpost a lot | batu api engagement farmer tersohor | Masih kerja dan bayar cukai

Joined December 2020
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That pain when people you met at event knows your name and you cant remember theirs 😑
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Mental, but man.
For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper. In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way. Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket. It changed his life. On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot. "Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle." I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue." He slammed his hand on the desk. "This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil." Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM. I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up. Director Sato was already there. I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE. When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice. "Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid." Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal. At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board. My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek. He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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omputih ni g mana pon nak exploit locals untuk beromen yang lelaki tak laku g phuket, g pilipin untuk romen yang perempuan tak laku g kenya apa semua untuk romen memang kerja nak exploit je mana dorang pergi
若い黒人男性の偽りの愛と巨大な性器、そして激しい性行為に狂う肥満女性の末路── 自閉症患者のヘルパーをしている50代・肥満・シングルマザーの視点から異国の地ケニアでの「セックス・ツーリズム」の模様を描いた衝撃作『パラダイス 愛』 彼女のでっぷりと肥えたメタボリックな身体を優しく愛撫する男性。 永らく忘れていた女としての悦びが呼び覚まされ、彼らがもたらす快楽に悶え溺れてゆく主人公。 彼女は異国の地で幸せを掴むことが出来るのか?お金で愛は買えるのか? 愛情をお金で買おうとする事の愚かさと虚しさを、残酷なほどストレートに描いた刃物みたいな映画。 「地獄を直視する男」ことウルリヒ・ザイドル監督によるパラダイストリロジーの一作。 通貨で結ばれた「払う側」と「受け取る側」と、両者の関係性が驚くほど鋭利に描かれています。 おばさん達を相手に、黒人男性が巨大なイチモツを惜しげもなく振り回すストリップパーティなど楽しい場面もあり👌 【あらすじ】 現実では手にできない理想的な愛に満ちた場所、そこが“楽園(パラダイス)" 若い黒人男の偽りの愛と巨大な性器、激しい性行為を堪能する女。 セックス観光という倫理的タブーに足を踏み入れながらも欲望のおもむくままに進むテレサ。 そのたわいもない欲望がエゴイスティックな残酷さをはらんでゆく。 シングルマザーのテレサは、思春期の娘メラニーを姉アンナ・マリアの家に預け、ケニアの美しい楽園のようなビーチリゾートへヴァカンスに訪れる。 そこでは黒人男性が白人女性に“愛"を売っていた。 男たちの甘い言葉と屈強な肉体に、テレサはのめり込んでゆく──。
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와 살면서 본 고양이 중에 가장 돈까스처럼 생긴 뚱뚱까스 고양이
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Pertama sekali, awak sepatutnya kena jaga maruah kedaulatan negara indonesia dengan ambil tindakan yang keras atas WNI yg suka ceroboh sempadan atau tinggal tanpa dokumen yg sah di negara jiran awak. Ini utk menunjukkan betapa adabnya kerajaan awak menghormat batas negara lain.
tolong pastikan sekali yang masuk Malaysia secara haram naik tongkang tu tak terlepas masuk yaa.
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4/5 im good
Guess which one is the real shiny What was your favorite recolor?
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dia bukan obses yid, dia callout kau dengan hipokrasi kau kalau tu pon kau tak faham, takyah la acah2 nak fikir "isu negara", sebab apa kau buat tu performatif - bukannya dengan niat yang betul pon. kau nak eksyen je nak bagi konon hidup kau tu ada makna tu je
Aku tergelak tengok how obsessed you clowns are with me. Why? It's the clearest sign I have hurt you little boys so badly. Anyway you kids are just annoying noise while I'm engaged in more pressing national issues. Anyway it's been fun tormenting you lot but it's getting boring.
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Aizen
If these guys actually tried,who among them could pull the most women?
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Not giving racist remarks here - but memang betul apa fendi habaq minggu lepas ada indian tibai anjing, mana geng2 #justice4rocky minggu ni pasal anak kucing, macam kes Helga dulu, mana geng2 pencinta binatang? apa geram angpa tu directed bila melayu ja ka? bigot, prejudis!
I’m right again. Takkan viral sebab pelaku berbangsa CINA. Just mintak maaf and go. Yang geng anjek pulak diam sebab Cina ni master mereka. Tapi kalau dengan Melayu pasal isu Rocky, terus cari sampai rumah. Penat betul aku ni asyik betul je.
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thank you Captain Picard
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Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 - The Roman Cut
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Tp aku tak berzina pun. Dulu aku ds sbb nak mengarut je tp circle ds reveal muka aku yg comel ni so aku stop la tweet darkside and jd real account. Siapa suruh hati busuk sangat tak boleh nk tengok perempuan meroyan . You bgthu kawan2 you stop panggil i ds eh,sbb i tak mcm nik 😏
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suka orang cam dorang. tanya soalan macam takyah fikir pape janji berkaitan dengan kongkek, semua jalan
Apa beza fuck perempuan chubby 160cm 65kg dan kurus 160cm 45kg? Korang lebih suka yang mana?
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Dia rasa dia williem dafoe ke?
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dulu aku memang tak pilih rupa. sumpah. tapi sejak kena guna by a nobody and an uggo, better kena manipulate dengan baddie sial. anyways.
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غموض ايتشيكا لا يقل عن كازوي وملاحظتها للهولو هذا اللي لا ينتمي للعوالم الثلاث دوناً عن شخصيات بمستوى نائب إلى قائد له علاقة بأصل أمها روكيا حبكتها بتكون مشابهة لحبكة المطر ايتشيغو وماساكي وروكيا بتموت بأرك الجحيم ووقتها الكاتب بيبدأ يكشف عن أصلها فراشات الجحيم روكيا وايتشيكا
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I just keep practicing Saying goodbye to you.
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How Bleach should have ended. I felt motivated to give a go at this myself so i swaped the ending song with Asterisk god it just made me cry. All in 4k enjoy my fellow Soul Reapers.... #Bleach #BLEACH_anime
troquei a música de encerramento desse último episódio pela música da primeira abertura de Bleach, e se encaixou tão bem, cinema absoluto. #Bleach #BLEACH_anime
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