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®@BeccaCardiaMay 31

Here’s a tight five from last night. #Comedy

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®@BeccaCardia5h

Almost wish I had a dead dad for this joke to hit. He sign dead, just dead to me.

@trippielo27176h

And hear a dad joke while we’re at it!! 😒😂

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@Tim_DenningOct 26

I had a few tears watching this. I used to be an addict. Nearly took my life. This should be mandatory watching in every school.

Marcial Cuquerella

@McuquerellaOct 25

Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado

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@brucebuffer11h

Ivory colored tuxedo jacket designed special by my tailors at King & Bay 👊🗣️🎙️ #UFC333

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lia@iluvvbagelsOct 26

twitter was made for people who talk to themselves

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@trippielo271713h

Happy Tuesday to you Heathens!!!

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@susieetweetsOct 27

i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the reno 911 dui stop

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®@BeccaCardia10h

Fasting window is open. I’m about to demolish a danish. And this crazy high protein shake I made.

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®@BeccaCardia13h

I’m too aggressive for the south.

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@Plan3tShahOct 26

I hope this black man has the best days of his life every day, I hope every lottery ticket he scratches gives him millions, I hope he always served the grandest meals, his health insurance premium is low and his gas tank is always full. I hope joy seeks him out at every given turn.

𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚

@beyoncegardenOct 26

OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

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®@BeccaCardia17h

So. 40th bday coming up, Super Bowl is in Valentine’s Day. I think we should go rent a cabin in the woods and get all the RSO @TheMmaUpside

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Community Notes & Violations

@CNviolationsOct 26

The male instinct to help is undefeated.

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 27

My sports teams got me in a choke hold tonight

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 27

Then immediately crying myself to sleep

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 27

This is why we need sleepovers @TheMmaUpside

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bri 🌸@bri_anaxOct 26

It’s still go birds 🦅 🏈💚 #flyeaglesfly

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 26

Mango lemonade

Yardielad@Hillarybull254Oct 26

Stoners only;What is the best drink to smoke weed with ?

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 26

Time to schmoke and write

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®@BeccaCardiaOct 26

I just wanna eat a heavy edible and some carbs

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