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I masturbated so much when I was growing up I find it pretty much impossible to ejaculate when inside a woman. Shagging for ages without cumming might seem great but I'm completely embarrassed by it.
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#ArmedForcesDay Blessings to all serving & their loved ones! Thank you for your service! Learn more about @CircleSanctuary Military Ministries: circlesanctuary.org/index.phβ¦
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Sometimes, when my girlfriend is wanting sex on a nighttime, I have to pretend I'm feeling ill and cry off. This isn't because I find her undesirable - it's because I've been thinking about her in the day and already had 3 wanks at work to her, and have nothing left to give.
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a medieval badge showing a vulva riding a horse with a crossbow and torch in its hands
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My husband and I have a game called racewank. We jerk each other off. Whoever makes the other cum/squirt the first wins. I cheat by holding lube in my vagina and releasing it after a couple of mins so he thinks he's won. He then offers to do much of the house work.
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THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK:
The pine tree wastes which is perched on the hill,
nor bark nor needles shelter it;
such is the man whom none doth love;
for what should he longer live?
HΓ‘vamΓ‘l, Stanza 50
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I wish there were more event spaces geared towards those of us who do not drink alcohol. So much of social society is structured around booze, it kinda sucks.
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I have a real life tweet I'm currently trying to delete. Your support is invaluable. gofund.me/90a498dc
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The grand opening of the Birka Museum's Viking exhibition a couple years ago. This clip shows the unique grave found on Birka of two men - an old warrior and a youngling. The exhibition focuses on showing what the people and items would have looked like at the time of the burial.
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this video is so much more effective at making christianity look cool than any of those jesus commercials imo
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Wishing a Yom Saint #Valentine Ha'Kadosh sameach to my seven (7) #Christian friends and any Christian followers! β€οΈ 𧑠π π π π π€
(For those who are not familiar, this is the Christian Tu B'Av.) #ally
#chag #holiday #greeting
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#SignFacts: #Virgo your opposite attraction is Pisces.
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It's also VERY painful unless some major preparations are made. Hetero men do not understand this w/o research. I really wish the beautiful LGBT men of the world give these hetero guys a class so us ladies (or experimenting consenting men) don't end up in the hospital. Xoxo β€οΈ
