Beer lover extraordinaire! Maker of beer, wine, meads and other tasty and homemade goods
Idaho
Joined September 2012
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BeerMoSexual retweeted
Having kids is the ONLY time you respond to a head-butt with, “It’s fine. I’m fine.”
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Optimist: the glass is half full.
Pessimist: the glass is half empty.
Mom: who put the glass here without a coaster?
BeerMoSexual retweeted
The three laws of American Engineering:
1. Always use the right tool for the job.
2. A hammer is the right tool for any job.
3. Anything can be used as a hammer.
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Please don’t post an Instagram/Facebook story in lieu of getting your prescription filled.
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Banksy sells a million dollar piece of art that self-destructs upon purchase and y’all go crazy over him but I’ve been self-destructing on stage for years and nothing.
BeerMoSexual retweeted
Today, the so-called U.S. President implied that female victims of sexual assault are "crisis actors".
Our President is a full-blown conspiracy theorist who also happens to be a psychopath.
If you still defend this disgusting human being, you need to be evaluated yourself!
BeerMoSexual retweeted
It’s URGENT. #StopKanavaugh
☎️ IF YOU ARE A CONSTITUENT OF ONE OF THESE SENATORS: CALL THEIR OFFICE NOW AND TELL THEM TO VOTE NO ON KAVANAUGH ☎️
MURKOWSKI: (202)-224-6665
COLLINS: (202)224-2523
FLAKE: 202-224-4521
MANCHIN: 202-224-3954
🚨 TIME IS RUNNING OUT 🚨
BeerMoSexual retweeted
The hardest part of dating apps in the south is deciding if the person is cute enough to forget about the confederate flag they’re standing in front of.
BeerMoSexual retweeted
There is no massive real wage growth due to inflation outpacing it. They are presenting believable numbers - but leave out everything that invalidates it.
