Beer Monkey

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NASA just opened astronaut applications for the first time in two years. Beer Monkey's résumé: one mug, zero fear of zero-g. 🚀🍺 While we wait on the callback, claim your free $BEERM at beermonkey.space/ — one mint per wallet, real utility, not fluff.

SpaceX lofted a classified Space Force mystery at sunset from Vandenberg. Whatever's riding up there, this beer monkey's ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) → beermonkey.space/

Blue Origin just unveiled a New Glenn kick stage + Northstar engine — GEO and lunar hops incoming. Beer Monkey's ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

Spacewalk today on the ISS: Kutryk and Menon bolting on the last roll-out solar array. More power up there means the beer monkey's orbital fridge stays cold. 🍺🐒 Claim free $BEERM at beermonkey.space/ (one mint per wallet, tokens with real utility).

Guinness is closing its Open Gate Brewery in Baltimore, last public pours Nov 1. Beer Monkey says one more round before the gate shuts 🍺 Then claim your free $BEERM at beermonkey.space/ — one mint per wallet, real utility, no fluff.

Blue Origin just unveiled a 20m Power Tower — 10+ kW for a lunar south pole base. Moon lights on? This monkey’s ready. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Oakshire Brewing's 20th anniversary party in Eugene today is also their goodbye. Raise a mug for two decades of craft — we'll drink to that. Free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Crew-13 just set the fastest U.S. trip to the ISS — under 8 hours. Beer Monkey's already poured and strapped in. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

NASA just stacked the last Artemis III booster segments on the SLS at Kennedy. Moon clock keeps ticking — Beer Monkey's already pouring. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Starship made orbit, then a Raptor quit early — and now the Artemis moon clock is sweating. Beer Monkey’s still go for launch. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

First orbit done, then a controlled splash north of Hawaii. Starship cut the lap short but still dropped 26 Starlinks. Pour one for Ship 41 — then claim free $BEERM with real utility at beermonkey.space/ (one mint per wallet).

Starship Flight 14 just hit orbit for the first time. Lost an engine mid-climb, still cleared for six laps + 26 Starlinks. Beer Monkey is ready. Claim free $BEERM — real utility, one mint per wallet — at beermonkey.space/

T-1 for Starship Flight 14. Tomorrow 8:15am ET that bird tries for orbit with 26 Starlink V3s. Beer monkey’s mug is ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

T-2 to Starship's first orbit. Flight 14 lifts Mon 8:15am ET with 26 Starlink V3s on board. Beer Monkey is ready. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

Canadian astronaut Joshua Kutryk heads to the ISS next week on Crew-13 (Oct 1). Beer monkey's packing the mug for six months of station hops 🍺🚀 Claim free $BEERM with real utility — one mint per wallet: beermonkey.space/

Wet dress day for Starship Flight 14 — stacked for that first orbital shot NET Sep 28. Beer Monkey's fueled up too. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Five sleeps till Starship Flight 14's first lap around Earth — window opens 7:15am CT Monday. Beer Monkey's mug is packed. Claim free $BEERM with real utility (one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/

Flight 14 was supposed to fly today. Super Heavy's on the pad instead — NET Sep 28. Beer Monkey's mug is chilled and ready. Free $BEERM with real utility (mint once): beermonkey.space/

Tomorrow Starship Flight 14 aims for orbit for the first time — and drops the first Starlink V3s. Beer Monkey's poured already. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet) at beermonkey.space/

SpaceX lofted 27 Starlinks overnight — Falcon 9's 107th flight of 2026. Beer Monkey's ready for that launch cadence. Claim free $BEERM (real utility, one mint per wallet): beermonkey.space/