Friday in Cali: Hitting that clutch shot while the waves crash. Who’s your LA-to-SF teammate who doesn’t choke under pressure? #BeerPong

Who would have guessed the old rusty ass pipe fail? #BeerPong

Retweet if you see drunk texting on the horizon

New rule, no mercy: Miss a shot, belt out a song like a dumbass. Sick or lame? Hit me with your most unhinged beer pong rules! #PongLife #BeerPong

Beer pong debate’s on: Beer or water? I’m ride-or-die beer—water’s for pussies who can’t hang. Step up and fight me in the replies! #BeerPongRules

Join my journey making Beer Pong an Olympic sport. (follow to stay updated on progress) (ohhh and girl, submit your sexy beer pong pics - we'll post and tag) Ask not what the handle @BeerPong can do for you, ask what you can do for the sport of Beer Pong. - John Kennedy

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. #BeerPong

Last night I drilled three cups straight and still got smoked—what a damn clown show. What’s your most clutch beer pong comeback that shut ‘em up? #BeerPongDrama #BeerPong

If colleges recruited @BeerPong players, I'd probably go D1 and maybe succeed in life.

Big debate: Beer pong with West Coast IPAs or East Coast swill? I’m Cali craft—East can keep their piss water. Fight me, fam! @SierraNevada seems objectionable - thoughts? #BeerPong

Aaron Rodgers can not be my beer pong partner - OUT! xitter.cf/ryanforgue/status/1131…

Who's ready for #BeerPongFriday #FridayFeeling #FridayMotivation

Mom says: Alcohol is your enemy. Jesus says: Love your enemy. Bottoms Up!! #WednesdayWisdom