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Chicago
Joined July 2011
Tonight! An all-new Um, Actually premieres on @dropout at 4pm PT / 7pm ET! With host @MikeWTrapp, fact checker @JustAddSaltz, and guests @jfwong, @HeyBethMay, and @fwong! ☝️#UmActually
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bf who drives, gf who stares at her phone the whole time then complains that the way he’s driving is making her nauseas
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and now to decide whether i want to get into a promo battle with a professional wrestler
Look @dungeonsanddads he's trying to go after my player, my boy @KingKhaiRool 😜
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watch this show you cowards
when most of the main characters are queer or lesbian
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Is—is Daniel Radcliffe gonna make me want to fuck “Weird Al” Yankovic??????????
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I get myself a Birthday gift every year just because, so this year I bit the bullet and subscribed to a Patreon. Thanks @dungeonsanddads can’t wait for all the content! #DungeonsandDaddies
so four dads and their sons were on the way to a soccer game...
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fuckinfg watch A League of Their Own. I want a goddamned season two
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As a podcast, we have carefully reviewed the gameplay changes and updates under the new One D&D ruleset and can assure all our loyal listeners that we won’t be following those rules either
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I am digging these @dropout emails! Keep ‘em coming!! #DropoutTV #CollegeHumor
Oh so you think "vaping" is a safe alternative to smoking? What about when the vape falls off your lap and seemingly crosses into another dimension never to be seen again and you slowly descend into madness over the course of a week trying to find it. Still think it's safe???
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you either have a front bottoms ex or you are the front bottoms ex
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This is the best thing!
"Am I getting Ocean's 11-ed on my own f***ing show?!" 💥#AStarstruckOdyssey
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My six year old just told me he wants to be a DJ and all I can think of is the @thebirthdayboys sketch with @mrbobodenkirk with his 7 son DJ’s
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btw lia thomas ended up placing 8th on saturday in the 100 meter freestyle, but nobody's talking about it cuz people only give a fuck when trans women are winning and they can say it's unfair
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A cause extremely important to me 🤍💙🤍❤️❤️❤️❤️🤍💙🤍
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gasgirl, gateboss, lightkeep 🙏
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