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Jesus said to forgive others “70 times seven” because he couldn’t conceive of a guy getting fucked over more than 490 times. That’s where I come in
I think the plan is to get researchers to start using their AI with a limited compute budget, then once they have all the academic data, they’ll basically steal all their ideas from underneath them and run the research internally with their unlimited compute budget!
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humans, a bipedal primate notable for early contributions to matrix multiplication
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was talking to somebody at the bar and once the conversation felt over he said “aye bro, I think we’re good on dialogue” and dapped me up.
we gotta normalize that one
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“We’re bringing back chargers and wired headphones with every iPhone purchase.”
- John Ternus, new Apple CEO.
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This quote is fabricated. @HoopsCrave is a parody account and Apple has announced no such change to iPhone bundles.
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