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Joined May 2020
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The elegance is gone
The Evolution of Women’s Fashion in Oslo, Norway
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You want federal government to build a property for Nigerians and you want to sell it at minimum 100m each. You suppose just carry gun
I have a plan for thiss. Its called Sujimoto smart city... 6,000 apartments for site... we can do this in all 36 states. Thats will be approximately 300,000 apartments delivered in 2yrs. Federal Government if una serious, Hala me . I will perform my civic duty. 100,000 employees. MREIF can also fund the off takers... It needs only 50 hectares. 6000 2bed and 3bed and 4beds. Prices can start at 100m
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You are either a liar or part of a criminal syndicate. So you know where all the criminals live in Lagos, interesting
People don’t understand how Lagos works. When I was living in Ketu, an armed robber came into my house at night and he stole all our phones, a camcorder and two laptops. In the morning, my landlady told me to go and see a man (the caretaker of the house) and tell him what had happened. I did. About an hour later, I got a call from Mile 12 to come and pick up all my belongings. This was 2012. I went to mile 12 and I saw the thief on his knees before some old people All my items were on the floor beside him I was told to pick them up and leave. In Lagos, all the criminals are known, their network is known and let me state clearly, they are mostly the children of the landlords of that area. I noticed this while living in Lagos. Anytime there is a robbery attack, no landlord is affected It is always the tenants (just my observation)
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There’s no universe where Fabregas gets in ahead of Odegaard
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Simple, his reaction made them smell blood. When you are swimming with sharks never allow them smell your blood
I’m not kidding if Jensen would’ve just tweeted “my bad was horny Nvidia to moon” This whole thing would have been tossed away When you act like a victim they treat you as one Mf with $4 trillion was getting some top so what
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Bello Zech retweeted
I just filled my tank with almost 200k….then I realized I didn’t insult you enough for this opinion earlier. I’m sorry for trying to explain to you. You are VERY STUPID!!!
Unpopular opinion: I sincerely do not think Peter Obi is any better than Tinubu. I’ve watched a lot of his interviews, and he comes across as so unintelligent. As much as I want Tinubu out, I still don’t think Peter Obi is a better replacement. I think we’re fried, guys😭
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He wanted to get an appointment in the Presidential campaign council. I understand him, his ambition comes first but this is a wrong move. Patience is a weapon. Imagine being the chairman of the Obidient movement and Peter Obi is the president.
Q: Why did you leave Peter Obi few weeks to the presidential election? Yunusa Tanko: The group did not want me. You don't stay where you're being tolerated. You go to where you're being appreciated. I respect Peter Obi, but since they don't want me, people who want me picked me up from the dustbin and made me a bride. That's what happened.
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The ability to understand Sacarsm is the easiest way to know if someone is intelligent or not
Humour is dead in Nigeria. Not surprised most didn't get the satire here.
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This video just gave memories 🤣🤣🤣
This will literally be you after dribbling Naira Marley 😭😂😂😭
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This guy na ashewo 🤣🤣🤣
This lady told VDM she doesn’t have where to stay & is house hunting, see format VDM wan use make the girl come him house 🙆‍♂️😂😂
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The thing is that people actually think they are anonymous on social media
Replying to @lazymom_b
Small digging on your socials & here we are Why is there a Gentleman in EU too who happened to like the only photo your son’s in? Is there a resemblance? Might be circumstantial, know what isn’t? Hoe Markers, Tattoos, Nose Ring, 1000 Dick stare. Ever seen a Virgin married wife with a Tattoo nose ring or RIB face? Your tattoos appeared 2021 1st pregnancy, by 2024 when your son arrived their all over. What does this mean? Your being ran through in Airbnbs, billing guys & dumped while married. Scripture warns us Prov 30:20: The adulterous lady eats, wipes her mouth, says she has done nothing wrong At 33, 2 kids not resembling their Father? You come online as a failed wife without shame disrespecting his genes? May Someone in Coventry do DNA 🧬 & talk sense to your Husband Afenkhide, he deserves better…
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Why did he go and attack first
After the NDC Members Overpowered the Man Who Attacked Them, He Should Not Have Been Killed - Okolugbo They deliberately wanted to kill him even after bringing him out of the gutter, and it should be condemned. Kenny Okolugbo, Member of the Media Committee, Delta APC Campaign Council
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Surulere, over to you.
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You people are all mad. Someone died and the first thing you are doing is telling him to leave his record label, knowing fully well that they are trying to pin the murder on the label boss. Again you are all mad
“You fit dey advice person make the person dey record you for side, come use am spoil your life after three years cause you wan drop EP. Especially VeryDarkMan, he just wan this Nigeria. VDM is a desperate man.” — Paper Chaze.
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I like this, why did they refuse to implement it for almost 2 decades
As much as I prefer to avoid debating with people who settle for nonsense, I deem it necessary to elucidate further on our already very clear plans. As an aside, without regard to the merit or demerits thereof, the dating of the map he displays as a 2011 extract of a so-called 2008 "master plan" also reveals that it was published by Fashola, not Tinubu as has been widely claimed. I'm glad this person said that the portion of the PLANNED (but not executed) 4th mainland bridge that crosses the lagoon is 4km or 5km. This confirms our position that OUR proposed bridges do not need to break any records for length. Lagisians do not need hugely expensive vanity projects at this point. We want to keep them short, simple and easy to achieve, not for the plans to sit on the government's desk, gathering dust and deceiving voters for another 2 decades. Now, to the merits of the "master plan". The image he shows of the proposed (unbuilt) 4th Mainland Bridge does not correlate with the plans laid out on the Lagos State PPP website. The entire project is 38km long, proposed to land at Itamaga in Ikorodu. That portion of Ikorodu already suffers terrible gridlock, and the sheer weight of traffic coming from Lekki will just compound the problems already faced by residents. Essentially, what it translates to is that APC is proposing to demolish thousands of homes in Lekki and Ikorodu, just to build 33km of expensive bridge where it is not really needed, to gather traffic from all over Lekki, and dump it all in an already congested part of Ikorodu. Not very smart. We prefer to spend the huge amount that would have been used for that excess 33km to: 1. Extend the existing Ibeshe Road, which terminates at Ibeshe, along the Ikorodu Foreshore, all the way through Imota, Isiu, Agbowa, Ejinrin, all the way to Epe Marina. 2. Extend the existing Badore road, by building a small bridge across the creek there, eastwards to Oriba, along the Lekki Northern Foreshore, all the way to Oko-Orisan and on by bridge to Ita-Oko and Freedom Islands and on to the Lagos Coastal Highway. 3. Build another bridge from Epe Marina to join the Ita-Oko bridge, thus closing that circle. A plan that cannot be reviewed is not a plan. It is dogma, and dogma is expensive. We're not doing dogma over here. Building 5 or 6 more bridges into UNDEVELOPED parts of Lagos ties in with our plan to spread development across Lagos State and help with our Affordable Homes Initiative. You should know that the Jakande- built Ìlasàn Housing Estate was only possible after Alhaji Jakande built Lekki-Epe Expressway. Same for Abraham Adesanya. I understand you would not know, since it your knowledge of Lagos is clearly limited to the famished Tinubu era. If we all work together, we can Make Èkó Great Again. #VoteGRV2027 #VoteADCLagos #MEGA2027 #OurLagos
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As much as I prefer to avoid debating with people who settle for nonsense, I deem it necessary to elucidate further on our already very clear plans. As an aside, without regard to the merit or demerits thereof, the dating of the map he displays as a 2011 extract of a so-called 2008 "master plan" also reveals that it was published by Fashola, not Tinubu as has been widely claimed. I'm glad this person said that the portion of the PLANNED (but not executed) 4th mainland bridge that crosses the lagoon is 4km or 5km. This confirms our position that OUR proposed bridges do not need to break any records for length. Lagisians do not need hugely expensive vanity projects at this point. We want to keep them short, simple and easy to achieve, not for the plans to sit on the government's desk, gathering dust and deceiving voters for another 2 decades. Now, to the merits of the "master plan". The image he shows of the proposed (unbuilt) 4th Mainland Bridge does not correlate with the plans laid out on the Lagos State PPP website. The entire project is 38km long, proposed to land at Itamaga in Ikorodu. That portion of Ikorodu already suffers terrible gridlock, and the sheer weight of traffic coming from Lekki will just compound the problems already faced by residents. Essentially, what it translates to is that APC is proposing to demolish thousands of homes in Lekki and Ikorodu, just to build 33km of expensive bridge where it is not really needed, to gather traffic from all over Lekki, and dump it all in an already congested part of Ikorodu. Not very smart. We prefer to spend the huge amount that would have been used for that excess 33km to: 1. Extend the existing Ibeshe Road, which terminates at Ibeshe, along the Ikorodu Foreshore, all the way through Imota, Isiu, Agbowa, Ejinrin, all the way to Epe Marina. 2. Extend the existing Badore road, by building a small bridge across the creek there, eastwards to Oriba, along the Lekki Northern Foreshore, all the way to Oko-Orisan and on by bridge to Ita-Oko and Freedom Islands and on to the Lagos Coastal Highway. 3. Build another bridge from Epe Marina to join the Ita-Oko bridge, thus closing that circle. A plan that cannot be reviewed is not a plan. It is dogma, and dogma is expensive. We're not doing dogma over here. Building 5 or 6 more bridges into UNDEVELOPED parts of Lagos ties in with our plan to spread development across Lagos State and help with our Affordable Homes Initiative. You should know that the Jakande- built Ìlasàn Housing Estate was only possible after Alhaji Jakande built Lekki-Epe Expressway. Same for Abraham Adesanya. I understand you would not know, since it your knowledge of Lagos is clearly limited to the famished Tinubu era. If we all work together, we can Make Èkó Great Again. #VoteGRV2027 #VoteADCLagos #MEGA2027 #OurLagos
Yesterday GRV said he’s going to abandon the 4th mainland bridge idea and replace them with 3 proposed parallel bridges. Unfortunately his proposal is worse than what the Lagos state government currently has in place. I don’t know if he did that ignorantly (which is an embarrassment to his MIT architectural degree) or he intentionally twisted the facts to deceive the gullible public who don’t have access to the plans of the state.
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The question is if this has been in the master plan since 2011 why haven’t they done it? Rather they are doing parties in spain
Replying to @GRVlagos
I’ll just drop this here.
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I want him to be Governor because he is the most forward thinking person of all the candidates in the election. He has bold and modern ideas, he is a visionary
GRV DEBATES- ISSUE: 2/5 Connecting Ikorodu and the entire Lagos East: The benefit of having interlinked belt roads to connect Lagos East far out weighs a 4th-mainland bridge. 1) It is cheaper to achieve. 2) It opens up the entire axis for development 3) It improves the interconnectivity of the eastern foreshore by giving people more options for movement . #Ourlagos
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Story, this is the best thing that could have happened to Zino. He has even plugged his album to the trend. More importantly people now know that David is not innocent and as usual VDM didn’t lie.
Vdm no know e don spoil zino comeback 😂😂
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