Five time rock skipping champion. President of the no BGs community. Columbia University baseball alum.

Boston
Joined July 2011
To anyone who has tried to reach me via DM, I haven’t activated DMs since the update and don’t plan to. Apologies, it’s just so much more peaceful this way!
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People don’t even hate Lebron on here anymore man, game’s gone
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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The Boston Red Sox have won 15 straight games. It's only the 17th winning streak of 15 or more in the last century and the longest since St. Louis won 17 in a row in 2021. On June 24, Boston had the worst record in the AL at 32-46. Currently the Sox have the fifth-best at 52-48.
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The Boston Red Sox have won 14 consecutive games. It's the second-longest winning streak in the 126-year history of the franchise. They can tie the record, set in 1946, with a victory against Baltimore tomorrow. A remarkable turnaround that just keeps getting better.
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The call on @TelemundoSports:
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Not sure exactly when this started but there’s a strange trend of halftime shows being entirely designed for TV and not at all for the fans in the stadium. This must be absolutely brutal to watch from the crowd.
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You can’t learn this. Kid is just a natural born hater.
LMFAAAAAOOO SHOUTOUT TO THIS SPANISH KID 😭
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Just learned the Home Run Derby is on Netflix this year and that stinks
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Now THIS is a stat
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In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year. That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer. FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset. US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records. So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros. Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability. Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business. They will not.
“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”
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Trump curse, I fear
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Madame Celeste Amarilla, Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction. Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays. Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.
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Finally, some runs for the Yankees
Some of the players in today’s lineup are also dealing with food poisoning, Aaron Boone said.
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The breathtaking celebrations are on in Mexico City after El Tri's historic win 🤯
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This fan was going wild after Mexico scored in the World Cup at the Dodgers/Athletics game 🤣
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Faced Cavalli when he was at Oklahoma. He yelled “sit down boy” whenever he struck someone out and would follow guys to first chirping if they rolled over. Dude has always been a scumbag.
Red Sox and Nationals brawl after Willson Contreras and Cade Cavalli get into it
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Society when Gerrit Cole sucks
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