Bermondsey, South East London
Joined April 2011
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The best thing about Harry Kane is that in an industry that churns out absolute wankers he is just a nice guy who loves his family, works hard at his job and is the best person he can be. Excellent role model.
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How have I never seen this 😭
tried starting a convo with a girl on the train and asked her what train she’s on
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So pleased to see Lon growing up to become a superstar. I remember meeting him for that first time when he was about 12, came into the gym in his school uniform and easily beat up a room of full grown men, never seen anything like it. Said that day he’d become a UFC champion ⏳
OH MY GOD 😳 Lone'er Kavanagh knocked out Ramazan Temirov in the first round #UFC333 | Stream TNT Sports on HBO Max
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the funniest thing abt this is him literally starting the standing ovation by accident 😭😭
🎥| When Messi won the Ballon d’Or and Speed couldn’t believe it. 😅
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Every day this app reminds me just how many complete and utter losers live among us
This type of girl is a good stepping stone at the start of your career, but when you’re one of the world’s elite footballers, you can’t be bringing a girl like that to a Ballon d’Or ceremony with 10/10 latinas. #ballondor
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Both saying yes to Roy Keane but no to Fabregas and Eddie Howe is exactly the reason they are where they are and it’s beautiful
Scholes & Butt say YES or NO to potential next Manchester United manager to replace Michael Carrick… 😱
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nah eze’s first touch is actually insane
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Do these lot realise that absolutely nobody is arsed about these bananas and it just makes them look like raging paedophiles ?
Villa (A) 🍌 No words needed, thanks.
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So good when you win and you can just say anything you want
Antonin Kinsky is a top 5 keeper in the Premier League, by the way
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I can’t comprehend how much of a sad cunt you’ve got to be to even pay attention to something so minuscule. 100% nonce this kid
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Deeney: "Bayern have not been the same, what about the Bundesliga? They've been terrible." Bayern's four home results so far this season before playing Arsenal. Bundesliga: Stuttgart: 5-1 Union Berlin: 7-0 Leipzig: 6-1 UCL Bodo/Glimt: 5-0 Played 4, won 4, scored 23, conceded 2. Honestly, this is the analysis people who pay money for subscriptions get? There is no other team than Arsenal that could go away to Bayern, play really well, have a great game and come away with a deserved 2-2 draw and still get criticised. Just complete and utter waffle of the highest order.
"It was just a performance that left me confused... I thought it was a game Arsenal should win and that's a credit to Arsenal." @T_Deeney believes Arsenal could have given more to win the game 🗣️
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Bayern have been excellent at home this season in the Bundesliga. Here are their results before the game against Arsenal. Bayern at home in the Bundesliga: v Stuttgart 5-1 v Union Berlin 7-0 v RB Leipzig 6-1 UCL: v Bodø/Glimt 5-0 23 goals scored and 2 goals conceded. fcbayern.com/de/match-cente…
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People will watch Arsenal engage in this chaos with Europe’s elite, then watch them come up against a stubborn mid-table side fighting for a point and conclude it is in fact Arsenal who are diluting the entertainment. Shamelessly ignorant
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You can’t be a flop when in your debut season, you won the Premier League, made the CL final, Carabao final and QF of the FA Cup. And he cost £68m, not £100m+. - 16 g/a in all comps - Assist vs Bayern - Winner (banger) vs Leverkusen - Game state changing assist vs City - 5 goals vs Spurs - Karate kick winner vs Palace - Winner (banger) vs Everton GW33 during the run in
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Liverpool’s last 4 results at the City Ground in the Premier League since Forest were promoted: 2026: Forest 0-1 Liverpool (MacAllister 97’) 2025: Forest 1-1 Liverpool (Wood 8’ - Jota 66’) 2024: Forest 0-1 Liverpool (Nunez 99’) 2022: Forest 1-0 Liverpool (Awoniyi 55’) Don’t think there’s a bigger gaslighting fanbase than Liverpool.
The way Arsenal fans have to pretend to like scraping through games like this every single week is hilarious. Football doesn’t have to be played like this I promise you
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No card for this? But Declan Rice gets a second yellow for just a toutch. Are we serious now?
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We’ve won 10/11 games this season. We won the Community Shield. We beat “best attack” Chelsea We won at Villa (a), Sunderland (a), Forest (a) without conceding a goal. We’ve won both our CL games. We don’t financially dope. All our signings have been good (Tzolis, Konsa, Bruno G) Some of our players are capable of more but our squad is delivering with goals off the bench. Our manager (best in the world) has just signed a new contract. Our CM (best in the world) is about to sign a new contract. Our RB (best in the world) is about to sign a new contract. Great time to be an Arsenal fan. Stop complaining!
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Plastic, Bent, Inflated
CITY. 🍌🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🍌
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“He give him no choice.” We said you’d never seen decisions like the Rice and Trossard ones again, and with each passing season, the integrity of the officials who made those sendings offs becomes more and more questionable.
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What id give to have one of these rats grab my phone and then do that. The joy it would bring me
Phone snatching gone wrong In London 🤣
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