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Bristol, England
Joined February 2013
Spurs have essentially walked into TK Maxx and paid the original label price for everything.
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Unattached Managers: Conte Nagelsmann Howe Deschamps Guardiola Klopp Slot Martinez Van Gaal Löw Frank Koeman Southgate Ten Hag Solskjaer Bielsa Allardyce Parker Van Persie Gerrard McKenna Blanc Benitez Rooney Hodgson Ince McCarthy de Boer
Of available options for #mufc, Conte is most logical but no direct approach and suspect club aren’t brave enough to go for him. If Eddie Howe was still at Newcastle, United would not be in for him. Shouldn’t be considered just because he’s available. Ditto Nagelsmann.
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Well in Harry Kane
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Mainoo … that’s it.
Just want to see something guys. Be completely honest, because we’re so shit what players would you 100% keep if any. Just curious to see what you lot say.
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No one cares about 27th.
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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You know exactly what you’re doing with this headline. … it’s also crap English. Should be “Manchester United’s training ground” plus should be a semi colon, not a comma before however. Or a full stop. Great journalism there.
BREAKING: Jason Wilcox has departed from Manchester United training ground, however the question still looms, is Michael Carrick still in his job? 🚨
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Name an English manager that’s won the Premier League since its inception in 1992.
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If the Glazers & INEOS are at odds, we really are into the endgame.
Replying to @BenDrawty
This seems like cracks in the relationship even the glazers are trying to pr there way out of the shit show rat life's caused that says alot
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Carrick’s still here & next up is a wounded Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. Coventry have Sunderland Spurs against Palace Forest go to Brentford There is a small chance United could be in the relegation zone this weekend 🫣
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Err, what?
🚨 NEW: Sources say that the handling of Manchester United’s job cuts by Sir Jim Ratcliffe did NOT sit well with the Glazers, particularly Joel and Avram. One source says that Ratcliffe’s implementation of the program jarred with Joel’s “sense of decency and old-fashioned values”. #MUFC [@MarkOgden_]
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Conte to the United players when they think they’re in control:
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Dyche’s Man United: GK Trafford RB Livramento CB Tarkowski CB Maguire LB Spence CDM Wharton CM Mainoo AM Gibbs-White LW Rashford RW Bowen ST Toney Low intensity. Long ball counter attack. Grind out 38 1-1 draws. Imagine.
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About £300K Before AI takes all our jobs & we can’t earn anything anymore 🤣
What amount of money would change your life? Be realistic don’t say $1M
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Only one man for the job. Ginger Mourinho
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Should be talking about selling.
BBC saying owners talking tonight over manager.
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100% Howe would be like Clough at Leeds. Out in a month. He’d be a good choice. But the fanbase will not accept him. Which means his authority would be doomed from the start. Nagelsmann it’ll be.
Replying to @BenDrawty
How wouldnt see a season, the fan base already are Howe out before he’s started. Poison chalice
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Disagree. Howe isn’t the ‘attractive’ choice. He’s the no frills choice. United NEED stability for a few seasons. Not yo-yo between CL football, mid table & relegation battles. Howe would consistently put United in Europe whilst the squad is rebuilt. Forget titles for now.
Replying to @BenDrawty
Howe is objectively the worst choice on the list so it's almost certainly going to be him that we go for.
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Kimi Antonelli is basically World Champion. He’d have to retire from every five remaining races & either Hamilton or Russell win every race 🤣 Job done.
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At this point, the biggest threat to the challenge is male pattern baldness.
Day 750 of not cutting my hair until @manutd win 5 games in a row! 🙏 Current Streak - 0/5 Little Princess Trust Fundraiser in bio 💜 #manutd #mufc #hairgrowth #carrick
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Emery: Starts out fantastically well. Gets a few good signings in the summer to suit his style. All goes to crap. SACKED early 2028. Fabregas: Players don’t respect a young manager. Results up and down. SACKED March 2027. Poch: Plays the youth. Youth get hammered. SACKED 2027.
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Deschamps: Players don’t really understand what he’s asking of them. Dressing room revolt. SACKED next year. Slot: Booed to absolute hell from day 1. SACKED after 2 weeks. Southgate: Just all goes horribly wrong. Management stick with him far too long. SACKED in Championship.
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