At the request of my children, I rejoined X solely to ask @TriumphICDHQ one question:
How did you pass up the chance to use the line, “You like-a the ZEUS, eh?” in this skit?
vimeo.com/148763852
I guess everyone has to learn this lesson on their own…
@FlyFrontier is never, ever worth it—no matter how much you think you’re going to “save.”
Replying to @FlyFrontier
@FlyFrontier sitting in PDX for flight 2174 and your gate folks are evidently too busy to even give us a tentative update. What the deal?
Occam’s razor on Elon’s proposed Twitter/X “fix”:
Ad impressions are going to skyrocket when users can’t simply block shitty promotional accounts and their endless stream of cheap, poorly targeted products.
Spending the morning in Gresham, where @grainger is breaking ground on a new 575,000 sq. ft. distribution center.
I went to Costco today and absolutely no one in the store looked happy, which is totally bonkers for a place with so much mayonnaise.
Genuinely curious… is there a reason @multco voluntarily raises the Hawthorn Bridge in the middle of rush hour?
This lady (@erynq) just finished first in her age group in the PDX Tri at Blue Lake.
A shorthand rule for the new bird site:
The surest sign that someone is a troll/holds abhorrent beliefs is if they don’t use their real name as a handle.
Way too many people feel empowered to spew hate and stupidity online but unwilling to attach their real name to those ideas
This is my only request of you. If you're going to apply for a job, never, EVER do so through the easy "apply now" button on the job board.







