Ben MacGougan

Yeah baby I'm a triple threat. Can't dance. Can't count.

Got a tomussy

I call her tits ‘The Torture Rack’ cos thinking on them agonises me terribly

Speed but it’s the bang bus @elonmusk

Hey subscribe to my new thing! youtu.be/SLDI65qsJu0

Cunty apricot wants you to stop jerking it

So, is there a Mrs Saxobeat?

Sorry bud. My name is Ben.

I recorded my first comedy special. Share it around!! youtube.com/watch?v=RbVv42dI…

On TV for the first tonight. Check me out!

Hey, I'm letting you know I'm gonna be releasing a little comedy special next Friday on my YouTube channel. In the meantime enjoy this podcast I'm on. open.spotify.com/episode/7vO…

Watched Benjamin Button in reverse. It's just about some cunt.

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Hey I recorded another podcast but don't listen to it it's cursed. open.spotify.com/episode/4wM…

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Podcasts are back! open.spotify.com/episode/1fE…

My old twitter account has been hacked and is now retweeting crypto stuff. Can't log into this account but I wouldn't if I could cos it's funny.