Head of International Sales at @HarperCollinsUK. Writes a bit, reads a lot, talks incessantly.
London
Joined March 2009
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Sometimes I think that Lost was the single greatest waste of my time, but then I remember that time I got married
Kids are truly at their most creative when finding reasons not to go to bed. Tonight’s was ‘my bed is a rectangle’
I’m just a millennial standing in front of a business wishing you could pop it all in an email rather than ring me six times a day for the rest of my life
Adam cooking some shit pasta and Polly saying it’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever done for her is the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life #MAFSUK
When people said you can’t prepare for kids I thought they meant sleep deprivation and not ‘read the whole of The Gruffalo’s Child in a robot voice’
My toxic trait is becoming obsessed with a show, telling everyone it’s the best thing ever made and then season 3 comes out and I’m like nah can’t be bothered
Sometimes when I’m on hold I say hello out loud to make sure I still have the ability to talk despite the fact I’ve been talking since I was a baby.
I grew up knowing my grandfather won a gold medal shooting at the Olympics. My whole life I’ve used this as a conversation starter, as a cool fact about me, to impress people.
Four years ago I decided to find out more information about him.
Lads, he didn’t even compete.
And here’s some cool new music for you: open.spotify.com/album/5z6mw…
Being on maternity leave involves much less watching the Olympics than I’d hoped and much more looking after my children
