Between Fetishes

Apparently I started this account last year. Specifically because I wanted extra money to buy a giant Transformer. After decades of hiding this stuff I was like “Fuck it, if I live past 50 it’ll be a miracle anyway. I’ve got 5 years left, who cares if people know?”

It's pointless to try and draw people in when my life is falling apart, but whatever.

The fact that Roald Dahl would hate what he caused is fantastic.

"It is in the character of very few men to honor, without envy, a friend who has prospered" - Aeschylus

Twitter urban legend: If you say Patreon into Twitter 3 times, at 3AM, Grok will come and throttle your engagement personally...

I asked AI to create a resume for a fictional situation to see what it would do. It amuses me how completely seriously it took the job.

I know a lot of you will be interested to know who the dancing girl is…

There was an old lady...

Many years of passive aggressive emotional abuse.

I don't usually do this sort of content, but since it's a holiday...

I couldn't hold on to them...

Is this anything? Is this what the cool people are into now?

My body wouldn't protect you in a crash. If anything it would just make your injuries worse. I can't apply for the job in good conscience.

Is this dude my spirit animal?

This continuity error bugged the shit out of me as a kid.

Somewhere, in a mostly abandoned pantheon, old gods are wondering where they went wrong. Even so they are at least grateful that their names haven't passed out of living memory yet...