@BeyondAvgMick

slightly controversial

 MA/NYC
compiled.social/BeyondAverage
Joined November 2011
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In the summer Payton Pritchard pays for division 2/3 basketball players to travel to Cape Cod to defend him 1-on-1 in a high school gym with no air conditioning where it reaches up to 120 degrees inside, per @espn If he shoots under 60% for a day they all “eat like kings” at Chipotle on Pritchard When asked a why he’s a menace with his workouts “I can’t wake up and be Wemby” (espn.com/nba/story/_/id/5025…)
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New BAP available now! “Crazy Bitch” Listen here: l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%…
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I’m far too excited to see my girl Elizabeth Holmes on the big screen. She’s a top tier crazy bitch. We’ll be recording an episode of BAP afterword with a full recap of the experience:
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Just left the theater…wow
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Lance Oppenheim says he bribed Robert Pattinson into starring in ‘PRIMETIME’ by sending him 200 canisters of Zyn with a letter saying “Dear Chris Han-Zyn”. “Rob, at the time, was grappling with a Zyn addiction.” (Source: vulture.com/article/lance-op…)
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Cliff@Acecliff3Oct 17
Replying to @RedFromMaine @milesapartshow
You will be my greatest achievement. 😘
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Folks, it’s impossible to have a bad day on Croissant Saturday:
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New BAP episode is now available! “The Cliff” Listen Here - cosoc.com/BeyondAverage?utm_…
Mick
@BeyondAvgMickOct 16
Folks, I’m not sure there’s ever been a better time to be a maniac. Recording BAP tonight - the episode will be available Saturday at 7:00AM. Submit any listener questions you have and if they’re good we’ll answer them:
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Folks, I’m not sure there’s ever been a better time to be a maniac. Recording BAP tonight - the episode will be available Saturday at 7:00AM. Submit any listener questions you have and if they’re good we’ll answer them:
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Looking forward to helping out with the @beyondavgpod Christmas. #SaintMick
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There's a line in the sand when the show comes back in January.
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REMINDER - Gisele tried to convince everyone she was a “super hero mom” that was struggling to raise her kids because her husband still played. Pleaded to the press that Tom needed to focus on the family - then proceeded to start banging her trainer and now has a baby with him:
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@Usareal360Oct 13
Tom Brady says he never thought he’d give marriage a second chance after his marriage to Gisele failed. 💔 🗣️ Tom Brady: “I believe Gisele was waiting for me to retire so she could leave me. I felt she wanted me to walk away from football before moving on with her life. People try to make it seem like I was devastated, lost 20 pounds, and couldn’t handle the breakup. But I signed a $300 million deal with Fox and secured other major business deals. Honestly, I didn't think I could give marriage a second chance in my life again. I was the last to accept our marriage was over, but I’m focused on my children and career.”
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We gotta protect Tom’s legacy. Can’t let these people rewrite history. Those are the facts.
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Cliff’s performance on KMS today was deplorable - I’ll address his comments on our next episode of BAP. I’m not surprised he turned out to be a two-faced prick. Here’s a clip of him calling me a “Nazi” while trying to yuck it up with the Foreplay crew last year:
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Tom was the rock of that household.
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One of the greatest Celtics of all time ☘️⁣ ⁣ ✅ 2008 NBA Champion & Finals MVP⁣ ✅ 10x All-Star⁣ ✅ 4x All-NBA⁣ ✅ 2010 3-Point Contest Champion⁣ ✅ NBA 75th Anniversary Team⁣ ✅ No. 34 Retired⁣ Celtics ranks: ⁣ 1st in 3PFG (1,823)⁣ 1st in steals (1,583)⁣ 1st in free throws (6,434)⁣ 2nd in points (24,021)⁣ 3rd in games (1,102)⁣ 3rd in minutes (40,360)⁣ 3rd in field goals (7,882)⁣ 4th in blocks (668)⁣ 5th in assists (4,305)⁣ 7th in rebounds (6,651)
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Mick
@BeyondAvgMickOct 11
Folks, our latest episode of BAP is now available for the people: “Saint Mick” Listen here - cosoc.com/BeyondAverage?utm_…
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Folks, our latest episode of BAP is now available for the people: “Saint Mick” Listen here - cosoc.com/BeyondAverage?utm_…
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BAP - Saturday - 9AM Here’s a look at our agenda:
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Just a little caught up this morning because of work. Show is dropping tonight
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