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Texas, USA
Joined December 2014
Ruh roh Raggy
BREAKING: Brazil's stock market collapses nearly -30% and the Brazilian Real loses -10% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected. Brazil's stock market has lost over $200 billion of market cap today.
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Oh boy
BREAKING: Brazil's stock exchange activates its first circuit breaker since COVID after plunging over 10% following Lula's reelection.
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“Wigger Wand” 🤣🤣🤣
Some of you guys get the weirdest stickers with these auction guns.
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Reunite the homies and homie-adjacent individuals 💪🏻
This is my main account that was suspended last night for 7 days. I am not a bot. I am not overseas. I am in Texas and I am a real human. Please help me reach my friends here for the next week!
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The Soros family strikes again
Lula Lula Lula! Congrats to Brazil for standing up against authoritarianism once again! 🇧🇷 ⚖️✌️
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Taking your kids trick or treating and realizing you’re at Hoe Math’s house.
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Shenanigans abound
BRAZIL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE EXTENDS VOTING BY TWO HOURS Brazil’s version of mail in ballots
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Gotta bring the Jeeter Beater
I’d pay the Chinese absurd amounts to guide me to the Indian border so I can beat up Indian troops with sticks
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His only mistake was not including more countries on that list.
Trump just called Libya, Yemen, Haiti, and Somalia "shithouse" and "shitass" countries.
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Beginning of the Toluid Civil War, 1260AD (Colorized)
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Sell the problem you also sell the solution too. Classic.
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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Fun Fact: I’ve infiltrated various Nigerian group chats on certain social medias they use to scam Americans, and they’ll have like 3-4 spare phones and send pictures of their screens to these chats using their real personal phone laughing about it. And I’m not going to lie, some of y’all fall for some of the most obvious shit ever. Doesn’t make it right, obviously. Very few things enrage me more than taking advantage of innocent people for scams. However, everyone should be weary of anyone messaging them like that out of the blue acting interested in them.
JUST IN: Woman who believed she was dating Jon Bon Jovi for 10 months discovers she was being scammed out of $10,000 by an impersonator traced to Nigeria.
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For what it’s worth, I do go out of my way to try to contact these individuals if I can, but oftentimes their screen names or user names won’t be in the screenshots they send to the chats.
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Oh no. Anyway.
#BREAKING: Haiti says it's “overwhelmed” by illegals deported from the United States.
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The plot thickens
No son nuestros hombres. Una ONG entregó restos humanos en el aeropuerto, asegurando que pertenecían a nuestros cuatro aerotécnicos. Sin embargo, los restos corresponden a un niño, a un hombre de una estatura considerablemente mayor que la de nuestros aerotécnicos y a una persona que portaba parte de un uniforme de un ejército que no es el nuestro. Entre los restos también se encontraron carnets de identificación y uniformes militares de otros países.
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Uh oh. Those gangs are in for a bad time.
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Texas is the greatest country in America, and I will not entertain otherwise
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This is like decades’ old news.
The CIA can access your phone and laptop microphones and cameras, per former CIA officer John Kiriakou.
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The secret is that “you can just do things” has always been the system of geopolitics. Only people who don’t have the ability to do so have been duped into thinking otherwise in the post-WW2 order.
el salvador's invasion of haiti is one of the first signs of the death of the rules based international order, and a return to the historical "you can just do things" system of geopolitics, might makes right.
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Ha. Fat.
The Trump administration is on notice: Governors across this country—myself included—are watching closely. Any attempt to silence Americans' voices will be met with fierce resistance from the states. We WILL defend the right to vote. fox59.com/indianapolitics/ma…
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