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Pan’s Labyrinth
Joined March 2015
My lunch accidentally falling out of my masculine pocket at work
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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There are no miracles in elections. People have to turn out by all means.
This is how Brazilians overcame barriers to vote President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva to victory.
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The DSS is Retarded #FreeRilwanNow
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surely nobody can be pretending for this long nau, help my life and vote peter obi abeg, lahor
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I’d have physically puked, I’m not even joking.
Nawl, I’m GOING to JAIL DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY 😭😭 We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. 💀💀💀 THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. 😭😭😭
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aubrey drake graham. happy birthday to the greatest artist to ever touch a microphone. i genuinely dont think you understand how much you mean to me and how much of an impact you have had on my life. i really grew up listening to you and im just grateful that i got to spend half of my life hearing your beautiful voice. your music has been there for me through some of the happiest moments of my life and some of the darkest moments too. songs like look what youve done and weston road flows genuinely changed my life forever. those arent just songs to me. those are pieces of my life that i can go back and listen to whenever i need to remember where i came from and how far ive made it. the way you can put emotions into words and make somebody feel like you made a song specifically for them is something i dont think another artist will ever be able to do. watching you accomplish everything you have accomplished over the years has been one of the greatest things to witness. all the number ones. all the broken records. all the sold out arenas. all the albums that became soundtracks to peoples lives. and the craziest part is after everything you have achieved you still continue to give us music and moments that we will remember forever. you have nothing left to prove to anybody and yet you continue to prove why you are the greatest. i know this might sound crazy but i genuinely look at you like a stepdad or a big brother. somebody i grew up learning from without ever having to meet them. your confidence. your loyalty. your ambition. your ability to keep going no matter how many people want to see you fall. all of that has inspired me more than you could ever imagine. and i want you to know that anybody you are against i am against too. i dont even need to hear both sides of the story. if they got a problem with you then they got a problem with me. i really wish i could explain how many memories i have attached to your music. how many car rides. how many late nights. how many times i played the same song over and over because it felt like you were saying everything i couldnt put into words. you have literally been the soundtrack to me growing up and becoming the person i am today. i hope you understand that your legacy is so much bigger than streams and numbers and awards. you have helped people get through things you will never even know about. you have inspired an entire generation to dream bigger and believe in themselves. and im forever going to be one of those people. happy birthday drake. thank you for giving me half a lifetime of memories. thank you for look what youve done. thank you for weston road flows. thank you for every album. every verse. every late night song. every motivational bar. and every moment you reminded me that anything is possible. i pray you get to live another hundred years because i genuinely cant imagine a world without your music in it. i love you forever aubrey. the greatest to ever do it. the boy. the 6 god. my goat forever. @Drake
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Are you people angry that he informed us about the Prados or that the administration spent a billion naira on Prados. Which one?
Dayo Isreal acts like a possessed and petulant child, he's an embarrassment to the office he holds, and i am very sure the FG has no hands in whatever show of shame he's currently engaged in. This isn't what the APC or President Tinubu stands for.
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CIVILITY IS NOT WEAKNESS. ENOUGH OF THE HARASSMENT OF MY SUPPORTERS. RELEASE RILWAN OLAWALE NOW. The continued intimidation and harassment of my supporters across the country, the latest being the case of Rilwan Olawale, is disturbing and unacceptable. President Bola Tinubu has remained a huge beneficiary of our democracy and should not brazenly be destroying it by encouraging and facilitating violence. Our campaign is peaceful and issue-driven, focused on offering Nigerians a credible alternative built on competence, accountability, justice, and compassion. We have chosen the path of peace, not violence; persuasion, not intimidation. However, nobody should mistake our civility for weakness, our restraint for fear, or our commitment to peace for an absence of resolve. We will not be intimidated into silence, nor will we abandon Nigerians who believe in a New Nigeria that is possible and will be OK. I therefore demand transparency regarding Rilwan Olawale’s arrest, his release, respect for his rights, and an end to politically motivated harassment. No government or political party has the right to deny Nigerians the freedom to support a candidate of their choice. We will remain peaceful but resolute. We will not resort to violence, but we will stand firmly and lawfully against every attempt to undermine our democratic rights. A New Nigeria is POssible and will be OK. -PO
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Even if Una no give Okezie Prado, make Una just buy am food na abeg 😭🙏
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No blue check, just an utter tone-deaf idiot for the love of the game. I lowkey respect it.
My hot take is that “no makeup makeup” look doesn’t eat on dark skinned girls.
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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Hey so this is the best commercial created in my lifetime and it's not close
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Atleast we can all now agree extreme cold is better than extreme heat
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DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY THIS IS??? I’ll say this, you’re only this bold if you have some serious major backing.
Nigerian radical Islamist leads young volunteer cadets in parade chanting “Give me AK47 to go into the infidels in Jos, in Enugu on a Sunday and spray fire on them while they worship”
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That’s how the 10 billion naira allocated for the unverified Ebola outbreak has gone for varnishing. The patient we did not see, how the money was used, we don’t know. This is what Peter Obi will never allow in his government.
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Peter Obi calculating the number of nursing schools those Prado money will equip.
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Even as a child, he was very dull, as you can see. A proper buffoon.
They involved this child. The rest is history
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Everyone can't be a creative, man. We need processmen, buildmen, logisticman, tradesmen, and even garbagemen. The youth need direction; Nigeria is killing potential.
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God bless you. I thought it was just me
Beans with corn is a combo that shouldn’t exist, btw. Worst food combo on all fronts.
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Pretty women listen to Amaarae.
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If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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